The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11638. | Alejandro (aleviera01) | 85.78 | 96% | 2015-10-07 |
| 11639. | Hitler (imnothitler) | 85.78 | — | 2010-02-25 |
| 11640. | King (kingthiccness) | 85.77 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 11641. | Nikolaj (chizaque) | 85.77 | 94% | 2016-01-25 |
| 11642. | SuckIT (siddhant.alok@gmail... | 85.77 | 97% | 2011-08-31 |
| 11643. | Sudip (llimbus) | 85.76 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 11644. | Russell (russellsapphire) | 85.76 | 94% | 2021-11-21 |
| 11645. | Yogi (y0g3) | 85.76 | 96% | 2015-01-19 |
| 11646. | Nedam (nedam) | 85.76 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 11647. | Stella (gmacd) | 85.76 | — | 2009-08-23 |
| 11648. | Turkey (habibiturkey) | 85.75 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 11649. | MrRabbit (mr_rabbit_) | 85.75 | 97% | 2023-09-05 |
| 11650. | Meditate (meditate) | 85.75 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 11651. | Timmy (air_) | 85.75 | 94% | 2014-07-25 |
| 11652. | Akash (akash12) | 85.75 | 91% | 2017-05-18 |
| 11653. | Stable (delux77) | 85.75 | 99% | 2017-06-11 |
| 11654. | Jamie (charcuterielord) | 85.74 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 11655. | Dan (danisoz12) | 85.74 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 11656. | ada (sadness03) | 85.74 | 97% | 2020-04-05 |
| 11657. | chloe (derpfacedan) | 85.74 | 94% | 2016-03-29 |
| 11658. | Amjo324 (amjo324) | 85.74 | 97% | 2011-06-01 |
| 11659. | Pranav (pranavk) | 85.73 | 96% | 2014-04-13 |
| 11660. | Rat (ryuki1945) | 85.73 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 11661. | Bruce (milothatch) | 85.73 | 96% | 2018-05-14 |
| 11662. | Henry (grrpuretwo) | 85.73 | 96% | 2012-12-11 |
| 11663. | 日本が大好き (kawce4) | 85.72 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 11664. | asdf (rushlync) | 85.72 | 97.4% | 2023-10-22 |
| 11665. | Mazze (shadyone) | 85.72 | 96% | 2023-07-24 |
| 11666. | Ora Ora (eddyyang2003) | 85.72 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 11667. | BoBon (bonbon) | 85.72 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |