The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13526. | BuddDwyer (twerkadactyl) | 82.42 | 96.9% | 2023-12-04 |
| 13527. | Tyler (kirby89) | 82.42 | 94% | 2014-01-27 |
| 13528. | Hi (monk_e) | 82.42 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 13529. | Nxmxsis (nxmxsis) | 82.42 | 95% | 2018-11-21 |
| 13530. | renz (rennzyboo) | 82.42 | 93% | 2016-12-09 |
| 13531. | (slowfake) | 82.42 | 97% | 2013-07-29 |
| 13532. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 82.42 | 95% | 2016-10-07 |
| 13533. | Matt (steelcut) | 82.41 | 90% | 2015-10-12 |
| 13534. | asdf (_o0_) | 82.41 | 96% | 2024-04-18 |
| 13535. | d\img src=x onerror=alert(1... | 82.41 | 97.5% | 2025-04-10 |
| 13536. | kacp3r (kacp3r) | 82.41 | 97% | 2025-03-27 |
| 13537. | karim (new_function7785) | 82.41 | 96.6% | 2024-07-03 |
| 13538. | atarih (atarih) | 82.41 | 94% | 2014-01-20 |
| 13539. | George (georgetypes) | 82.41 | 96% | 2013-04-19 |
| 13540. | gotta zayn (enjajaja) | 82.41 | 95% | 2016-06-03 |
| 13541. | Conflagration (conflagration) | 82.41 | 90% | 2014-02-08 |
| 13542. | I SUPPORT PALESTINE (sadfasdf) | 82.40 | 99% | 2025-06-19 |
| 13543. | Ishid Anfarded (anfarded) | 82.40 | 98.8% | 2024-02-18 |
| 13544. | R (rdong) | 82.40 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 13545. | Andrew (xj04129) | 82.40 | 97% | 2015-06-16 |
| 13546. | Amy (lovemehobo) | 82.40 | 97% | 2014-02-23 |
| 13547. | Bam Bam (amberetta) | 82.40 | 96% | 2011-09-20 |
| 13548. | абебус (nginsburg27) | 82.39 | 95.7% | 2023-11-16 |
| 13549. | JEM (jem5268) | 82.39 | 99% | 2024-06-30 |
| 13550. | ken (silence0796) | 82.39 | 95.6% | 2023-11-13 |
| 13551. | Kaushik (kaushik_nna) | 82.39 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 13552. | Princess (painini_) | 82.39 | 97% | 2024-01-06 |
| 13553. | rylzu (rylzu) | 82.39 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
| 13554. | Matej (poriluk) | 82.39 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 13555. | David (fidesachates) | 82.39 | 86% | 2013-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |