The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8260. | Shajan (shajanvm) | 50.41 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 8261. | Amanda (amanda193) | 50.41 | 95% | 2012-08-25 |
| 8262. | sarah (infiniterace) | 50.41 | 90% | 2011-07-04 |
| 8263. | Dylan (supagda) | 50.41 | — | 2010-02-24 |
| 8264. | Vadim (vadimk) | 50.41 | — | 2010-08-19 |
| 8265. | Red lights (blazemkwii) | 50.40 | 89% | 2013-04-11 |
| 8266. | yachu (chulin) | 50.40 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 8267. | Duhan (duhanhartono) | 50.40 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 8268. | Sora (soralimit) | 50.40 | — | 2010-06-12 |
| 8269. | steno va? The old typist (r... | 50.39 | 98% | 2017-11-19 |
| 8270. | chris (androidmk) | 50.39 | 91% | 2014-01-18 |
| 8271. | Ahmed (horus159) | 50.39 | 96% | 2013-04-08 |
| 8272. | TILAK (thakursahab) | 50.39 | 99% | 2012-11-27 |
| 8273. | Gustas (gustasmor) | 50.39 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
| 8274. | Aiden (doomkin1029) | 50.39 | 89% | 2016-09-15 |
| 8275. | Peter (kripch1021) | 50.39 | 95% | 2017-11-08 |
| 8276. | Eli (eiervonsatan) | 50.38 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8277. | Sascuach (sascuach513) | 50.38 | 95% | 2020-07-29 |
| 8278. | Aveesha (aveesha) | 50.38 | 95% | 2021-03-27 |
| 8279. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 50.38 | 97% | 2016-11-22 |
| 8280. | Kwang (jkwangsek) | 50.38 | 95% | 2014-03-18 |
| 8281. | SachiN (sachin_gupta) | 50.38 | 93% | 2016-09-24 |
| 8282. | Chris (chenstopher) | 50.37 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 8283. | raj (lovelyraj) | 50.37 | 92% | 2012-05-01 |
| 8284. | Tasreef (tbari) | 50.37 | 91% | 2017-03-21 |
| 8285. | Junya (juniadvorakf) | 50.37 | 98% | 2016-05-05 |
| 8286. | Edward (kaspheronim) | 50.37 | — | 2009-03-03 |
| 8287. | Luke (lukecunningham) | 50.37 | 91% | 2013-11-03 |
| 8288. | Jerzy (mr_avocado) | 50.37 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 8289. | rajiun (rajiun) | 50.37 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |