Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37520. | Dau (daunguyendac) | 35.82 | 97% | 2015-05-13 |
| 37521. | (neilfoley) | 35.82 | 93% | 2011-08-08 |
| 37522. | (shatarupa) | 35.82 | 97% | 2020-12-26 |
| 37523. | (tmab) | 35.82 | 92% | 2020-12-23 |
| 37524. | (fancy_dog) | 35.82 | 94% | 2021-08-16 |
| 37525. | (meng) | 35.81 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 37526. | EZREAL (andychin) | 35.81 | 85% | 2013-09-18 |
| 37527. | (aryansiva) | 35.81 | 94% | 2023-01-31 |
| 37528. | (rock51) | 35.80 | 86% | 2016-09-19 |
| 37529. | (kaku007) | 35.80 | 86% | 2014-10-05 |
| 37530. | (krod1993) | 35.80 | 93% | 2022-10-12 |
| 37531. | (lilysf21) | 35.79 | 96% | 2012-12-27 |
| 37532. | A (alex_pasca) | 35.78 | 84% | 2013-11-02 |
| 37533. | (sakib_dream) | 35.78 | 94% | 2015-05-03 |
| 37534. | (karolis_masalskis) | 35.77 | 93% | 2017-09-09 |
| 37535. | stan (stanfd) | 35.77 | 92% | 2021-01-16 |
| 37536. | (harry_18) | 35.76 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 37537. | (sabat) | 35.76 | 88% | 2012-09-20 |
| 37538. | (al_sabbir) | 35.76 | 95% | 2020-01-18 |
| 37539. | (aman_prasad_2707) | 35.76 | 92% | 2022-10-21 |
| 37540. | (dare_devil) | 35.75 | 83% | 2016-08-28 |
| 37541. | (gyma) | 35.75 | 94% | 2013-11-11 |
| 37542. | (vacation) | 35.75 | 88% | 2017-02-17 |
| 37543. | (anphunl) | 35.75 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 37544. | (krodnc38) | 35.75 | 96% | 2011-05-24 |
| 37545. | (th3r0b0t) | 35.75 | 94% | 2022-02-09 |
| 37546. | (shinsama) | 35.73 | — | 2008-09-30 |
| 37547. | (anantushka) | 35.73 | 92% | 2020-11-13 |
| 37548. | (cluelesss) | 35.72 | 89% | 2013-07-07 |
| 37549. | JT (jasonthai) | 35.72 | 92% | 2022-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |