I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23904. | Abdzag (abdzag) | 61.69 | 94% | 2022-02-27 |
| 23905. | Christopher (scizsors) | 61.69 | 95% | 2021-02-19 |
| 23906. | KidKid (kidkid) | 61.69 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 23907. | TheSwaeger (the_swaeger) | 61.68 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
| 23908. | Ngur (ngurfour) | 61.68 | 95.6% | 2023-10-26 |
| 23909. | Apollonius (apollonios) | 61.68 | 93% | 2023-06-25 |
| 23910. | Jacob (slashingpuma) | 61.68 | 93% | 2016-11-26 |
| 23911. | yarkee (yarkee) | 61.68 | 95% | 2015-03-21 |
| 23912. | Neil (nizzel) | 61.68 | 92% | 2016-02-11 |
| 23913. | Grayson (graydood) | 61.67 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 23914. | Ananta (anantaraha) | 61.67 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 23915. | Malcolm (lampshadess) | 61.67 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 23916. | Thock (mechanicalkeyswitch) | 61.67 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 23917. | Dick (hatmehit) | 61.67 | 94% | 2015-08-18 |
| 23918. | TypeMaster (typelegend1337) | 61.67 | 92% | 2021-10-06 |
| 23919. | phu (phupx_55) | 61.67 | 96% | 2012-02-08 |
| 23920. | Anthony (avald30) | 61.66 | 95% | 2022-09-11 |
| 23921. | Mayank (mayank1508) | 61.66 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
| 23922. | Ritvik (darkside07) | 61.66 | 95% | 2022-09-10 |
| 23923. | Timur (aalystama) | 61.66 | 95% | 2022-08-01 |
| 23924. | Mitko (mitang31) | 61.66 | 94% | 2015-09-20 |
| 23925. | Lachlan (lachlan5) | 61.66 | 95% | 2021-05-04 |
| 23926. | waifu (helpme_pls) | 61.66 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 23927. | Suzanne (sedorman) | 61.66 | 97% | 2012-12-30 |
| 23928. | Hit (sa1e) | 61.66 | 92% | 2017-05-15 |
| 23929. | Nick (bongo_mess) | 61.65 | 96% | 2023-09-18 |
| 23930. | ChelseaSmile (ip0d34thsp1r1t) | 61.65 | 96.3% | 2023-07-10 |
| 23931. | drew (agent_grifter) | 61.65 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 23932. | Cloete (thorin911) | 61.65 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| 23933. | ninja (ninja_op) | 61.65 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |