I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14381. | Ayden Kauffman (akauffy) | 75.23 | 96% | 2023-10-24 |
| 14382. | Alice (nimblefingerz) | 75.23 | 98% | 2017-10-01 |
| 14383. | coco (fatherless) | 75.22 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 14384. | Jessica (pizzaboxx) | 75.21 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 14385. | Toby (tobyhsb) | 75.21 | 95% | 2022-11-18 |
| 14386. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 75.21 | 96.7% | 2023-12-18 |
| 14387. | MrZealot (mrzealot) | 75.21 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
| 14388. | La Lune (gazorpazorp) | 75.20 | 96% | 2024-06-28 |
| 14389. | Kabi (kabivelrat) | 75.20 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
| 14390. | Ray (ray_mond) | 75.20 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 14391. | jake (jakedo) | 75.20 | 96% | 2018-12-07 |
| 14392. | Janis (janisl1993) | 75.20 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 14393. | k41tr14 (crispyseaweed429) | 75.20 | 95% | 2017-06-05 |
| 14394. | Cat (yoondubu) | 75.19 | 95% | 2025-01-01 |
| 14395. | Bone (bonepriest) | 75.19 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 14396. | Jason (goosejuice) | 75.19 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| 14397. | moby machine (meadawn) | 75.18 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 14398. | Juan (juanesdiago) | 75.18 | 97% | 2019-05-24 |
| 14399. | Jake (s2d_) | 75.18 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 14400. | ChangeS (changes99) | 75.17 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 14401. | tysoony (tysoony) | 75.17 | 97% | 2025-09-09 |
| 14402. | grigoar (grigoar) | 75.17 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 14403. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 75.16 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
| 14404. | Mia (miadvorak) | 75.16 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 14405. | (twogah) | 75.16 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 14406. | Teresa (teresadragons123) | 75.16 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
| 14407. | Max (driema) | 75.16 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 14408. | Zenith (cbsamson16) | 75.15 | 92% | 2017-03-23 |
| 14409. | Nikos (niksteiak) | 75.15 | 96% | 2023-09-27 |
| 14410. | Emily (em66) | 75.15 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |