Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2932. | Jay (scuba44s) | 70.55 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 2933. | Alejandro (akakmx) | 70.54 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 2934. | bryan (morenomust) | 70.54 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 2935. | Mikee (mikee478) | 70.54 | 95% | 2018-09-06 |
| 2936. | Zeyad (zeyad22) | 70.53 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 2937. | Taha (clydeblackwood) | 70.53 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 2938. | mhee (hangzoon) | 70.53 | 97% | 2018-01-30 |
| 2939. | sebuc (sebuc) | 70.52 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2940. | Tina (archetype90) | 70.52 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
| 2941. | Danny (cyicro75366) | 70.49 | 95% | 2019-02-08 |
| 2942. | tryagain (t0th) | 70.47 | 95% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2943. | Reign (reigncastro023) | 70.44 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2944. | mergaza (chiboub) | 70.40 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 2945. | K (tmkbruh) | 70.37 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 2946. | Natasha (natasha725) | 70.36 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 2947. | David (kugelblit) | 70.35 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 2948. | dfa (imogen12345) | 70.29 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 2949. | mofo (s1utty123) | 70.29 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 2950. | ZimiKK (zemihd) | 70.28 | 98% | 2017-09-02 |
| 2951. | DvorakTraining (mast3rgamml3r) | 70.28 | 98% | 2019-07-20 |
| 2952. | Andy (qlutcha) | 70.23 | 96% | 2017-09-22 |
| 2953. | ptsd (ptsd92) | 70.23 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2954. | sweetyukibo (sweetyukibo) | 70.23 | 96% | 2017-10-02 |
| 2955. | Arhan kamra (arhan) | 70.22 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 2956. | Sam (hgfgjgpg) | 70.20 | 95% | 2020-02-09 |
| 2957. | mky (omkyo) | 70.16 | 94% | 2019-03-29 |
| 2958. | Tung (tungarsenal97) | 70.15 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 2959. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 70.14 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| 2960. | Arno (cactusbald) | 70.14 | 97% | 2019-11-10 |
| 2961. | Salmon (salmonofdoubt) | 70.13 | 96% | 2018-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |