So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3328. | Mei (slowkeyboardwarrior) | 105.81 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 3329. | Oanh (la_oanh) | 105.81 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 3330. | Clay (clayboy) | 105.80 | 97% | 2015-05-03 |
| 3331. | Jacob (zoticus) | 105.80 | 98% | 2017-02-13 |
| 3332. | Jing (oddishjing) | 105.79 | 94% | 2017-05-18 |
| 3333. | Paz (ponos) | 105.78 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 3334. | Xutong (eliclax) | 105.78 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
| 3335. | Ace (killgon) | 105.77 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 3336. | Steven (sk1ppy) | 105.77 | 94% | 2012-12-28 |
| 3337. | Nicholas (hyping4typing) | 105.77 | 98% | 2015-05-06 |
| 3338. | Kevin (lin6625) | 105.76 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
| 3339. | Rintaro (rintaro) | 105.75 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
| 3340. | Holynorth (holynorth) | 105.75 | 90% | 2013-12-12 |
| 3341. | Teo (teodoriux13) | 105.74 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
| 3342. | Marcus (huynhcongminh1993) | 105.74 | 98% | 2013-02-21 |
| 3343. | džaltex (dzaltex) | 105.74 | 96% | 2012-08-23 |
| 3344. | Lukas (s018296) | 105.73 | 94% | 2014-06-16 |
| 3345. | Vincent (refractor) | 105.73 | 94% | 2013-10-02 |
| 3346. | jack (golduckz) | 105.72 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 3347. | Tim (sirdigger) | 105.72 | 94% | 2015-03-17 |
| 3348. | Tuukka (sblankg) | 105.71 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 3349. | αβουδ (douba) | 105.70 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 3350. | Sebastián (reasonabledoubt) | 105.70 | 89% | 2013-10-18 |
| 3351. | [10FF] Jashe (jakob2000) | 105.70 | 92% | 2015-08-08 |
| 3352. | Divine (hailey3vb) | 105.69 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 3353. | jeri (jeribear) | 105.69 | 95% | 2016-03-21 |
| 3354. | Evelyn (evelynbryn) | 105.69 | 94% | 2016-03-06 |
| 3355. | Lucifer (lucifer179) | 105.68 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 3356. | scurysnek (scurysnek) | 105.68 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 3357. | Stephen (xcaliber219) | 105.68 | 93% | 2012-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |