As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8148. | freezi (freezipop) | 85.43 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
8149. | Mathew (matdabomb) | 85.42 | 91% | 2016-02-05 |
8150. | Cole (colerino) | 85.42 | 90% | 2016-10-04 |
8151. | Apoorv Singhal (sasuke232) | 85.42 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
8152. | nico yes nico (nic_o_nic) | 85.42 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
8153. | Bla (blablub) | 85.41 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
8154. | Emil (awsomeemil25) | 85.41 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
8155. | Radmir (radmir2015) | 85.41 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
8156. | gamer (crimsonfckr) | 85.41 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
8157. | Rico (satoshi444) | 85.41 | 99% | 2017-12-04 |
8158. | Sebastian (4555) | 85.40 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
8159. | Dusa (enjdusan) | 85.40 | 99% | 2021-05-21 |
8160. | Gotta Blast! (chikin) | 85.40 | 98% | 2015-11-10 |
8161. | THREEFOURSIXX (avenkata@liv... | 85.40 | 93% | 2016-08-31 |
8162. | Andreas (shadowtree) | 85.39 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
8163. | Boni (papabernard23) | 85.39 | 99% | 2023-07-20 |
8164. | karen (lvl100karen) | 85.38 | 96.5% | 2021-02-04 |
8165. | Ryu (ryusong) | 85.38 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
8166. | Drey (ellendren) | 85.38 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
8167. | Ted (duketed) | 85.37 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
8168. | Nick (legnik) | 85.37 | 98% | 2023-10-29 |
8169. | Damn7 (damn7slow) | 85.37 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
8170. | Aniket (aniketsanghi) | 85.37 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
8171. | Alejandro (alejo_100) | 85.37 | 97% | 2016-01-04 |
8172. | Huy (giahuy7753) | 85.36 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
8173. | Earnest (redwhirl) | 85.35 | 99% | 2024-05-16 |
8174. | Dustin (dustin099) | 85.35 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
8175. | Meta (metahead) | 85.35 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
8176. | Alper (alper1) | 85.35 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
8177. | Thellamalord (thellamalord) | 85.35 | 94% | 2016-01-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |