The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32711. | (cosmyd) | 62.43 | 95% | 2021-11-25 |
| 32712. | (bandi72006) | 62.43 | 95.3% | 2021-02-28 |
| 32713. | Eddie (ger_eddie) | 62.43 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 32714. | (paybtawsan) | 62.43 | 94% | 2020-05-09 |
| 32715. | (mrbusy) | 62.43 | 97% | 2016-02-16 |
| 32716. | (azure) | 62.43 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 32717. | (saer) | 62.42 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 32718. | (hemathapa) | 62.42 | 99% | 2013-07-28 |
| 32719. | (orbital) | 62.42 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 32720. | (xshinobi) | 62.42 | 94% | 2019-01-09 |
| 32721. | (patsby) | 62.42 | 94% | 2014-04-05 |
| 32722. | Andrew (aday) | 62.42 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 32723. | (hassanese) | 62.41 | 94% | 2022-01-05 |
| 32724. | (fellasaurus) | 62.41 | 99% | 2021-12-05 |
| 32725. | (quachgiaty) | 62.41 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 32726. | (ghostbuster92) | 62.41 | 93% | 2016-11-20 |
| 32727. | Rysof (rysof04_) | 62.40 | 95% | 2020-01-21 |
| 32728. | (arbabhassan) | 62.40 | 94.6% | 2023-09-02 |
| 32729. | Jackie (jackie8848) | 62.40 | 97% | 2013-05-01 |
| 32730. | (bolevodka) | 62.40 | 96% | 2019-06-01 |
| 32731. | (reggy_10) | 62.40 | 98% | 2012-09-28 |
| 32732. | (minecraftbuddy) | 62.38 | 96% | 2014-12-31 |
| 32733. | (ch_alisher) | 62.38 | 96% | 2012-06-06 |
| 32734. | (ankara06) | 62.38 | 93% | 2016-06-05 |
| 32735. | (clonebaby) | 62.38 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 32736. | (shyamb07) | 62.38 | 93% | 2015-03-17 |
| 32737. | (hummus18_) | 62.37 | 94% | 2023-07-18 |
| 32738. | (nivas17) | 62.37 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 32739. | (rectangleboy) | 62.37 | 94% | 2015-01-20 |
| 32740. | (gautam_e2i0) | 62.37 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |