Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11241. | tony (tonyamanoil) | 86.20 | 99% | 2020-10-02 |
| 11242. | Instant (instantnoodle) | 86.20 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 11243. | Shrulk (shrulk) | 86.19 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 11244. | David (ddvddv) | 86.19 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 11245. | Ima (ima_baka) | 86.19 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 11246. | Salman (4lv1) | 86.19 | 98% | 2025-06-01 |
| 11247. | Jerm (professional_keyboard... | 86.19 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 11248. | Jesse (jessekapane) | 86.19 | 96.9% | 2023-09-10 |
| 11249. | Rishabh (jain17999) | 86.19 | 99% | 2018-01-04 |
| 11250. | Stentor (stesanor) | 86.19 | 99% | 2018-04-06 |
| 11251. | alexnoclip (alexwarhol) | 86.18 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 11252. | Ihaveacutecat (mycatiscute_) | 86.18 | 97% | 2025-10-05 |
| 11253. | Ashkand D. Mishra (pheonix_... | 86.17 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 11254. | DogWaterTypist (dog_water_t... | 86.17 | 97.7% | 2025-03-20 |
| 11255. | Chris (chris_p) | 86.17 | 99% | 2023-10-18 |
| 11256. | Sam (wes0707) | 86.17 | 99% | 2018-03-11 |
| 11257. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 86.16 | 98.5% | 2023-07-20 |
| 11258. | Ed (ryop) | 86.16 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 11259. | Orton (ortxn) | 86.16 | 98.1% | 2023-06-12 |
| 11260. | JO (johowjo) | 86.16 | 95.8% | 2024-03-03 |
| 11261. | rxnmar (rxnmar) | 86.15 | 96.1% | 2024-03-22 |
| 11262. | 0xlyd (0xlyd) | 86.15 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 11263. | diogenestypesquick (bigblac... | 86.15 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| 11264. | xlsv (asilvano) | 86.15 | 94.8% | 2023-10-10 |
| 11265. | Todd (todddddddddd) | 86.15 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 11266. | Patrick (patclark) | 86.15 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 11267. | Max (madmax89) | 86.15 | 99% | 2018-11-24 |
| 11268. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 86.15 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 11269. | Suka (sukab1itz) | 86.14 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 11270. | Gilbert (gargoyletabbi) | 86.14 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |