Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11302. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 83.38 | 93% | 2016-07-29 |
| 11303. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 83.38 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 11304. | LoyalPotato (loyalpotato) | 83.38 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
| 11305. | Andrew (zmeya26) | 83.38 | 95% | 2015-07-25 |
| 11306. | mOO (moojr) | 83.38 | 93% | 2013-05-24 |
| 11307. | clipoy (clipoy) | 83.37 | 94% | 2013-06-13 |
| 11308. | Bob (ieatyou1) | 83.37 | 96% | 2019-07-09 |
| 11309. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 83.37 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
| 11310. | bob (sami1010) | 83.37 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 11311. | Lexi (lexyyy123) | 83.37 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 11312. | Poop (pur3champ2) | 83.37 | 94% | 2014-12-10 |
| 11313. | guu (guda) | 83.36 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 11314. | Violet (nidtsg1113) | 83.36 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 11315. | Shanell (sreid01) | 83.36 | 97% | 2013-02-28 |
| 11316. | janni (janni) | 83.36 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 11317. | Ryan (gaunt) | 83.36 | 94% | 2015-12-16 |
| 11318. | Rodrigo (rylm) | 83.35 | 92% | 2015-05-24 |
| 11319. | Matthew (watkins7) | 83.35 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 11320. | Fjerdue (fjerdue) | 83.35 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 11321. | Alex (iota) | 83.35 | 97% | 2011-09-24 |
| 11322. | davy (octopu5) | 83.35 | 99% | 2022-04-06 |
| 11323. | Manthan (manthan_gohil) | 83.35 | 96% | 2022-11-11 |
| 11324. | Malia (lily_jasmine) | 83.35 | 90% | 2015-11-30 |
| 11325. | Cheska (cheesekuh) | 83.34 | 93% | 2016-03-28 |
| 11326. | Callum (yuihirasawa) | 83.34 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 11327. | Bruno (armitageb) | 83.34 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 11328. | Joe (jhoeeee) | 83.34 | 96.9% | 2023-06-22 |
| 11329. | Dorkking (dorkking) | 83.34 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 11330. | s n o w (snowiere) | 83.33 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
| 11331. | The Planck (djsauble) | 83.33 | 99% | 2018-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |