If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
Active since August 27, 2017.
216 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2035. | Peaches (devastated) | 128.03 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
| 2036. | Nors (nl24) | 128.01 | 99.5% | 2024-02-04 |
| 2037. | (dillymays) | 128.01 | 99% | 2021-12-27 |
| 2038. | (bengalman447) | 128.01 | 100% | 2022-05-11 |
| 2039. | (thebestjoe) | 128.00 | 98.7% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2040. | (sojoyes) | 127.99 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 2041. | (mrshweb2) | 127.99 | 98% | 2019-12-17 |
| 2042. | (renalaves) | 127.96 | 100% | 2023-01-26 |
| 2043. | (imnotflamez) | 127.96 | 97.5% | 2025-04-05 |
| 2044. | (affnah) | 127.96 | 99% | 2021-08-17 |
| 2045. | (nokturnal_mortum) | 127.96 | 99% | 2018-03-10 |
| 2046. | (monpre) | 127.93 | 97.9% | 2024-09-08 |
| 2047. | (porterya000) | 127.92 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
| 2048. | (sup_chief) | 127.92 | 98.2% | 2025-03-06 |
| 2049. | Joel (easynoob) | 127.91 | 99% | 2021-09-21 |
| 2050. | justinhylee (justinhylee) | 127.91 | 100% | 2023-07-12 |
| 2051. | too weak too slow (ryli) | 127.90 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
| 2052. | WeirdPerson (weirdperson) | 127.90 | 100% | 2024-02-19 |
| 2053. | (cliffcatastrophe) | 127.90 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 2054. | (twentystargeneral) | 127.88 | 99.1% | 2025-02-17 |
| 2055. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 127.88 | 100% | 2018-05-31 |
| 2056. | (amanullah32) | 127.87 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
| 2057. | Carlton (diodude) | 127.85 | 99% | 2017-09-12 |
| 2058. | (dstnt) | 127.85 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 2059. | (shrugged2) | 127.82 | 99% | 2025-08-11 |
| 2060. | (kitofthefilth) | 127.82 | 100% | 2022-09-09 |
| 2061. | (onehundredplus) | 127.82 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 2062. | (benignbluntness) | 127.81 | 99% | 2026-04-24 |
| 2063. | Yo (kneeldown) | 127.81 | 99% | 2020-11-19 |
| 2064. | toastyghost (toastyghost) | 127.81 | 99% | 2022-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |