And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16589. | Kelsey (kelseysd) | 84.79 | 94% | 2015-03-13 |
| 16590. | Dustin (dudelol) | 84.79 | 92% | 2012-09-27 |
| 16591. | Regaining (amirpci) | 84.79 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
| 16592. | Lexandre (lexandremon) | 84.79 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 16593. | jessie (jessie7391) | 84.79 | — | 2009-01-26 |
| 16594. | Luan (minhluan1590) | 84.79 | 98% | 2016-05-12 |
| 16595. | David (dangerhighvoltage) | 84.78 | 99% | 2023-07-15 |
| 16596. | Koby (basedone) | 84.78 | 96% | 2015-07-16 |
| 16597. | abs0lutz3r0c007 (abs0lutz3r... | 84.78 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 16598. | Ninja (ninjanahin) | 84.78 | 95% | 2012-09-24 |
| 16599. | Jerry (jernjej) | 84.78 | 98% | 2019-06-04 |
| 16600. | Ruben (oiradnebur) | 84.78 | 98% | 2015-08-05 |
| 16601. | Emile (zolaric) | 84.78 | 93% | 2011-08-13 |
| 16602. | Just a (mrmuawa) | 84.77 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| 16603. | asdf (itz_pvp1235) | 84.77 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 16604. | DXFirebird (cozzapie) | 84.77 | 99% | 2013-08-25 |
| 16605. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 84.76 | 99% | 2020-02-24 |
| 16606. | Antman (mastersushichef) | 84.76 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 16607. | Ryan (rylee29) | 84.76 | 95% | 2012-02-27 |
| 16608. | Liron (liron) | 84.76 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 16609. | Dvorak 9/16/2021 (mj_dvorak) | 84.75 | 97.2% | 2023-10-29 |
| 16610. | Fedupedu (fedupedu) | 84.75 | 92% | 2016-11-29 |
| 16611. | Guy (dvorakman) | 84.75 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 16612. | catpuplover (catpuplover) | 84.75 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 16613. | Skipper (sadskipper) | 84.74 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 16614. | Ivan (aerah27) | 84.74 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 16615. | Musa (greatwarrior235) | 84.74 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 16616. | Lorenzo (_duplo_) | 84.74 | 96% | 2012-08-17 |
| 16617. | Andrea (andijay) | 84.74 | 91% | 2012-04-28 |
| 16618. | Mr_Hobo (sponsoredbyvisa) | 84.73 | 99% | 2022-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |