The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13962. | Cultist (kishore0305) | 83.08 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 13963. | Michael (yomama500) | 83.08 | 98.8% | 2024-01-18 |
| 13964. | Say My Name (notreallyasteve) | 83.08 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 13965. | susto (susto) | 83.08 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 13966. | Major Major Major Major (j_63) | 83.08 | 93% | 2016-01-25 |
| 13967. | Giles (gga_) | 83.08 | 95% | 2015-08-20 |
| 13968. | Avi (_flv) | 83.08 | 95% | 2016-05-10 |
| 13969. | nyet (slickman) | 83.07 | 97.6% | 2024-08-21 |
| 13970. | Samuel (bradenluvzlax) | 83.07 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 13971. | huddled (haraldgb) | 83.07 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 13972. | Gapped monkey (getgappedbozo) | 83.06 | 97% | 2025-03-27 |
| 13973. | Johannes (nachobar) | 83.06 | 97.6% | 2024-05-10 |
| 13974. | Sandwich (marlonbrandoseyes) | 83.06 | 99% | 2025-10-07 |
| 13975. | Richrad (laci279) | 83.06 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 13976. | Tim (sonic371) | 83.06 | 95% | 2011-09-17 |
| 13977. | Petra (petralala) | 83.06 | 93% | 2014-12-06 |
| 13978. | AccidentalGrenade (accident... | 83.05 | 93% | 2016-02-04 |
| 13979. | Ryan (ryguy2fly) | 83.05 | 95% | 2012-02-02 |
| 13980. | Thrufestus (threzial) | 83.05 | 97.6% | 2024-09-08 |
| 13981. | Erick (strosekd) | 83.05 | 94% | 2016-06-30 |
| 13982. | Sayan (sayan_c) | 83.05 | 97.8% | 2025-05-04 |
| 13983. | Fict (fict) | 83.05 | 94% | 2015-03-25 |
| 13984. | ShadowGamer (shadowgamer2) | 83.04 | 94.3% | 2025-01-17 |
| 13985. | quzu (qudairzu) | 83.04 | 95.5% | 2024-11-14 |
| 13986. | enaya (enaya) | 83.04 | 98% | 2025-12-13 |
| 13987. | cornfish (cornfish) | 83.04 | 97.2% | 2023-11-19 |
| 13988. | Oğuzhan (rohanrhu2) | 83.04 | 96.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13989. | Vikesh (vikeshkhanna) | 83.04 | 93% | 2013-04-12 |
| 13990. | test (external) | 83.04 | 98% | 2014-05-04 |
| 13991. | Curtis (curtispuetz) | 83.03 | 97% | 2025-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |