See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9383. | HyperLay (hypertrmain_4604) | 84.32 | 97.7% | 2023-10-06 |
| 9384. | Meerkat (mrmeerkat) | 84.32 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 9385. | wesevens (tkidlltk) | 84.32 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 9386. | Tim (timoteo_lol) | 84.31 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 9387. | Persov (persov) | 84.31 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 9388. | h4ck3d (h4ck3d001) | 84.31 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9389. | Stephen (nothamlet) | 84.30 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 9390. | luuuuuuke (floooks) | 84.30 | 95.3% | 2025-03-18 |
| 9391. | Bone (probono) | 84.30 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 9392. | Stafford (staffordv) | 84.30 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 9393. | Nick (legnik) | 84.30 | 98% | 2023-06-27 |
| 9394. | mpb (meeepboop) | 84.29 | 95.8% | 2024-11-07 |
| 9395. | fahad (fahadahmed_lu) | 84.29 | 100% | 2020-04-03 |
| 9396. | Umair (umair121) | 84.29 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 9397. | πΊππππππ... | 84.29 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9398. | Patrick (monkyoo) | 84.29 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
| 9399. | Ryan (rycod) | 84.27 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 9400. | guan (jgbiggy96) | 84.27 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 9401. | mydl0 (zrejh_) | 84.26 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 9402. | Tiac (saucyweener) | 84.26 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| 9403. | Aditya (adibhandari) | 84.26 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 9404. | Puneet kumar (puneetkumar) | 84.25 | 98% | 2026-04-03 |
| 9405. | Delinquent (delinquenthimi) | 84.25 | 95% | 2026-01-11 |
| 9406. | Carbonat (typinator430) | 84.24 | 97% | 2025-10-14 |
| 9407. | CawCawByrdy (nova_byrdy) | 84.24 | 97% | 2025-05-20 |
| 9408. | ARLU (frank87) | 84.24 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 9409. | Joey (jpace) | 84.24 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 9410. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 84.24 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 9411. | Vishal (vishal345verma) | 84.24 | 96% | 2023-09-17 |
| 9412. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 84.24 | 98.4% | 2024-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |