The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10399. | EEEEErol (rsfatboy119) | 88.34 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
| 10400. | pansui (pansui_zeliang) | 88.34 | 95% | 2012-09-14 |
| 10401. | Matt (guest1) | 88.34 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 10402. | JC (jgill418) | 88.33 | 90% | 2016-02-04 |
| 10403. | remrem (remz0406) | 88.33 | 95% | 2014-03-14 |
| 10404. | im (baongoc124) | 88.33 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 10405. | Ryan (riceisgoodman) | 88.32 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 10406. | Tj (minotourr) | 88.32 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 10407. | Dawson (dawsonmoore) | 88.32 | 96% | 2013-02-19 |
| 10408. | Nguyen (rainfall1611) | 88.31 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 10409. | John (feanan) | 88.31 | 97% | 2015-07-09 |
| 10410. | the (thebaneet) | 88.31 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 10411. | Allan (jiffy_21) | 88.31 | 97.9% | 2021-03-01 |
| 10412. | Filurn (filurn) | 88.31 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 10413. | Pune (pune) | 88.31 | 95% | 2013-11-08 |
| 10414. | Nguyen Minh (dragontiti) | 88.31 | 96% | 2014-10-30 |
| 10415. | Jaxsn (jaxsn) | 88.30 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 10416. | Char (vexed) | 88.30 | 94% | 2017-05-12 |
| 10417. | Ken (jekyllx) | 88.30 | 98% | 2012-04-22 |
| 10418. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 88.30 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 10419. | RyChOr (rychor) | 88.30 | 98% | 2012-08-13 |
| 10420. | Kebob (murikk) | 88.30 | 97% | 2014-08-30 |
| 10421. | David (mrdavid445) | 88.30 | 96% | 2012-05-03 |
| 10422. | Zeus (zkrakus) | 88.29 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 10423. | cold (nicholasnkw123) | 88.29 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 10424. | Lilly (lillydabest) | 88.29 | 95% | 2015-11-13 |
| 10425. | McKee (mckee) | 88.29 | 96% | 2015-10-28 |
| 10426. | Quantum (alvc97) | 88.29 | 90% | 2014-01-03 |
| 10427. | Tyler (foreign_man_23) | 88.29 | 94% | 2013-11-14 |
| 10428. | Gabe (nahcocz) | 88.28 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |