So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9561. | (jmorn) | 86.09 | 97% | 2023-10-10 |
| 9562. | (loedolff) | 86.09 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| 9563. | (shadowglory) | 86.09 | 84% | 2015-12-05 |
| 9564. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 86.09 | 95% | 2021-05-21 |
| 9565. | Will (enthed) | 86.08 | 93% | 2016-10-25 |
| 9566. | (imoumon) | 86.08 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 9567. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 86.08 | 97.4% | 2023-10-12 |
| 9568. | Adam (dwindleflip) | 86.08 | 98% | 2018-07-09 |
| 9569. | (crbonilha) | 86.08 | 98% | 2014-09-17 |
| 9570. | Broatio (broatio) | 86.08 | 97% | 2012-12-26 |
| 9571. | (omzi) | 86.07 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
| 9572. | (wicked505) | 86.07 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
| 9573. | (evilolive) | 86.07 | 98% | 2017-04-09 |
| 9574. | (nickymillz) | 86.07 | 92% | 2014-06-13 |
| 9575. | Luan (minhluan1590) | 86.07 | 95% | 2016-07-16 |
| 9576. | (chuckiecheez) | 86.07 | 95% | 2013-11-06 |
| 9577. | (amitkr7142) | 86.06 | 98% | 2018-04-09 |
| 9578. | (trommy) | 86.06 | 88% | 2013-01-14 |
| 9579. | (q_ex) | 86.06 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 9580. | (czbangs) | 86.06 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
| 9581. | Bane (djex808) | 86.06 | 99% | 2017-07-13 |
| 9582. | RyChOr (rychor) | 86.06 | 98% | 2011-06-22 |
| 9583. | Anukool (anukooldeval) | 86.05 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| 9584. | (valandil211) | 86.04 | 92% | 2016-06-12 |
| 9585. | (sotang) | 86.04 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 9586. | (deactralsyt) | 86.04 | 95% | 2021-11-23 |
| 9587. | (madara989) | 86.04 | 96.7% | 2023-10-09 |
| 9588. | (tjking12) | 86.03 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 9589. | MR (mrsystem) | 86.03 | 99% | 2021-07-09 |
| 9590. | EdJr (edjr) | 86.03 | 99% | 2018-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |