And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27906. | carlo (burking1231) | 66.18 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 27907. | Chirag (bhaimere) | 66.18 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 27908. | meredith (metedith) | 66.18 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 27909. | SR400 (goldwing1119) | 66.18 | 92% | 2014-07-17 |
| 27910. | Edwood (edwood) | 66.18 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
| 27911. | Eduard (eduardvoiculescu) | 66.17 | 97% | 2022-09-24 |
| 27912. | Orenji (orenji_0987) | 66.17 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 27913. | Road to 100wpm (dodolegend17) | 66.17 | 97% | 2019-11-26 |
| 27914. | Bucketboi (bucketheadmit13) | 66.17 | 96.6% | 2021-01-31 |
| 27915. | daniel (daniel_02) | 66.17 | 95% | 2017-11-22 |
| 27916. | Czeslaw (czegesiugu) | 66.17 | 88% | 2012-09-25 |
| 27917. | Eden (carreras) | 66.17 | 97% | 2015-09-29 |
| 27918. | andrei (loomit) | 66.16 | 97.9% | 2021-01-27 |
| 27919. | bao (baothang) | 66.16 | 97% | 2011-09-29 |
| 27920. | orzn (orzninja) | 66.16 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 27921. | carmero (carmero) | 66.16 | 98% | 2015-01-27 |
| 27922. | Jacob (jupiwoopy) | 66.15 | 97% | 2016-08-04 |
| 27923. | Ryan (rybeeman) | 66.15 | 93% | 2020-09-26 |
| 27924. | Brian (pitviper) | 66.15 | 98% | 2017-03-31 |
| 27925. | Bryne (ingelin) | 66.15 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 27926. | Giraffe (nguyenkhacduc) | 66.15 | 95% | 2016-04-15 |
| 27927. | orien (kingkon134) | 66.14 | 98% | 2018-07-12 |
| 27928. | KANWAR (kanwar24) | 66.14 | 95% | 2023-04-30 |
| 27929. | Ryan (mariokartkid) | 66.14 | 96.6% | 2021-02-09 |
| 27930. | Trisha (trishasespene) | 66.14 | 90% | 2016-04-30 |
| 27931. | King (mayoliquid) | 66.14 | 89% | 2016-03-04 |
| 27932. | Keidi (keidi) | 66.14 | 94% | 2014-05-28 |
| 27933. | Joe (blazing_55) | 66.13 | 96% | 2022-01-10 |
| 27934. | Nana (emobbgxl) | 66.13 | 97% | 2022-11-13 |
| 27935. | A (abcd1209) | 66.13 | 97.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |