See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10010. | lowtaperfade (lowtaperfadee) | 82.25 | 97.4% | 2025-01-27 |
| 10011. | urboy (guddaysir) | 82.25 | 95.3% | 2023-06-30 |
| 10012. | Juan (mecagoentodo) | 82.25 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 10013. | epicgdog (epicgdog) | 82.24 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 10014. | Blank (crispiest_vegetables2) | 82.23 | 97% | 2025-03-27 |
| 10015. | gaf (shinryu1324) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 10016. | kripp (hotdoghunter) | 82.22 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 10017. | Mohammad Hossein (mh1998) | 82.21 | 97.4% | 2025-01-31 |
| 10018. | acl (lwjac) | 82.21 | 97% | 2022-11-12 |
| 10019. | nfpsyco (msnnick3) | 82.21 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 10020. | evil (taeyabae) | 82.21 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 10021. | Sageofidiocy (sageofidiocy) | 82.21 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 10022. | Nathaniel (natnnat) | 82.21 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 10023. | Mahe (creepzzy) | 82.21 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
| 10024. | Hogan (notnotgynx) | 82.21 | 98.8% | 2021-02-25 |
| 10025. | Money (money_jones) | 82.21 | 98.1% | 2021-02-11 |
| 10026. | Ryan (ryanspeed) | 82.20 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 10027. | Anmol (anmol_up70) | 82.20 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10028. | †guanyin (donkeyhotay) | 82.20 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
| 10029. | eet (eetfuk_dvorak) | 82.20 | 96% | 2023-01-27 |
| 10030. | Oscar (oscrrrrrrr) | 82.20 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 10031. | S (suhaib_silwadi) | 82.20 | 96% | 2022-08-20 |
| 10032. | Cameron (schnorp) | 82.20 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 10033. | thavin (thavinxz) | 82.19 | 100% | 2021-07-28 |
| 10034. | Jaibo (beaconinferno) | 82.19 | 97.4% | 2024-12-30 |
| 10035. | tvvizt (tvvizt) | 82.19 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 10036. | Henry (ambandi) | 82.19 | 98% | 2026-02-21 |
| 10037. | Khoa (khoanguyendang_1234) | 82.19 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 10038. | wlof (wlof) | 82.18 | 96% | 2022-05-12 |
| 10039. | ahmed (puzite) | 82.18 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |