I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6013. | l502x (l502x) | 98.44 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 6014. | tobiichi3227 (protoss_3227) | 98.43 | 98.3% | 2025-04-26 |
| 6015. | chaedr (chaedr) | 98.43 | 97% | 2023-12-07 |
| 6016. | James (wajes) | 98.43 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 6017. | Raphael (shimahon) | 98.43 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| 6018. | silversurfer002 (silversurf... | 98.41 | 98% | 2025-10-04 |
| 6019. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 98.41 | 99% | 2017-06-11 |
| 6020. | RambooUAE , A_A_A_A (killin... | 98.41 | 99% | 2020-04-20 |
| 6021. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 98.40 | 98% | 2026-04-01 |
| 6022. | 😀 (brettkavanaughcj) | 98.40 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
| 6023. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 98.40 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 6024. | Stampe (disiple009) | 98.40 | 97% | 2017-07-12 |
| 6025. | b (bb741) | 98.39 | 98% | 2024-11-09 |
| 6026. | Seagull (sea_gull) | 98.39 | 99% | 2021-09-04 |
| 6027. | twitch.tv/tornadox_br (ridd... | 98.39 | 97.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 6028. | D (dschrad) | 98.39 | 98% | 2017-01-21 |
| 6029. | Ryan (ryanmc99) | 98.38 | 96.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 6030. | I×Blazar×I (lblazarl) | 98.37 | 99% | 2021-02-10 |
| 6031. | Hiruku (utopia_hater) | 98.37 | 98.7% | 2024-09-19 |
| 6032. | Azurity (azurence) | 98.37 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 6033. | mattfus (mattfus2) | 98.37 | 98% | 2021-11-11 |
| 6034. | Player3 (kyohank6) | 98.37 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
| 6035. | Swiftfyre (msbukkuri) | 98.36 | 96.9% | 2024-01-29 |
| 6036. | nasolem (nasolem) | 98.36 | 97% | 2019-04-17 |
| 6037. | lvs (psychosomatic) | 98.35 | 98.4% | 2023-10-16 |
| 6038. | Deadeye (banterbry) | 98.35 | 96.9% | 2021-02-14 |
| 6039. | Casey (cylee22) | 98.34 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 6040. | wik (tictactoria) | 98.34 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 6041. | Schraali (schraali) | 98.34 | 99% | 2023-12-30 |
| 6042. | yes! i'm that slow! (cereal... | 98.33 | 97% | 2025-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |