I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6063. | Andrew (devilube) | 101.92 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 6064. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 101.92 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 6065. | chocoπ (chocopi) | 101.91 | 98.2% | 2024-02-14 |
| 6066. | Charts (charizardpotato) | 101.91 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 6067. | Jen (jeno20) | 101.91 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
| 6068. | FC980C (zonata) | 101.91 | 98% | 2019-01-19 |
| 6069. | Schnacks (schnacks) | 101.91 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 6070. | Michael (mwormley) | 101.90 | 98.3% | 2024-05-06 |
| 6071. | MUPH (muphine) | 101.90 | 98.8% | 2023-11-01 |
| 6072. | Drunken (drunkensnake) | 101.90 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 6073. | Omri (grinch64) | 101.89 | 99% | 2017-10-16 |
| 6074. | ZI TENG (chanziteng) | 101.89 | 99.4% | 2023-05-26 |
| 6075. | Oikawa (chillypeppermint) | 101.89 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 6076. | A (tugawho) | 101.89 | 96% | 2017-09-04 |
| 6077. | vishva (v_rule) | 101.88 | 99% | 2025-08-16 |
| 6078. | ckftm (esfox) | 101.88 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 6079. | Ryan (ryanluut) | 101.87 | 94% | 2021-03-26 |
| 6080. | Shashank (_shanks_) | 101.86 | 99% | 2025-05-16 |
| 6081. | Theodor (theodor_i) | 101.86 | 97.2% | 2024-03-14 |
| 6082. | Goodwmyfingers (polterg3ist) | 101.86 | 99% | 2021-03-15 |
| 6083. | (_darya_) | 101.85 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 6084. | Setu (ganjuitta) | 101.84 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
| 6085. | Harryt (harrisont) | 101.84 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 6086. | ouchies (evilemmelina) | 101.84 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
| 6087. | DX3906 (dx3906) | 101.82 | 97.6% | 2023-09-10 |
| 6088. | Bunny (bunnywalker) | 101.82 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 6089. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 101.82 | 98% | 2018-05-18 |
| 6090. | Ibrahim (ibrahimtyper) | 101.82 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| 6091. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 101.82 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
| 6092. | carlos (carlit0) | 101.82 | 98.2% | 2025-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |