As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5909. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 94.28 | 98.4% | 2024-03-22 |
| 5910. | Kevin (kev011701) | 94.28 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 5911. | James (james_m808) | 94.28 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5912. | ZimiKK (zemihd) | 94.28 | 99% | 2023-01-24 |
| 5913. | Notgoingto (binge_typing) | 94.28 | 99% | 2019-01-15 |
| 5914. | Trash (trash1213) | 94.28 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 5915. | Kkaayyemm (kkaayyemm) | 94.28 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
| 5916. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 94.27 | 97.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 5917. | Free Palestine (chaoticorder) | 94.27 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
| 5918. | Pcgnome (pcgnome) | 94.27 | 96% | 2015-06-06 |
| 5919. | Nick (nickelodeon_diesel) | 94.27 | 99% | 2017-02-09 |
| 5920. | melvern (melverrn) | 94.26 | 97% | 2025-02-01 |
| 5921. | emily (swimmerpenguin) | 94.26 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 5922. | Synrgy (synrgy) | 94.26 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 5923. | Jacob (fastjacob) | 94.26 | 93% | 2015-11-19 |
| 5924. | Sam (spingu) | 94.26 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| 5925. | Andee (andeetypes) | 94.25 | 97.7% | 2024-08-07 |
| 5926. | Yarno (globalvirgin) | 94.25 | 97.8% | 2024-06-09 |
| 5927. | B. Ruh (skleeg) | 94.25 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| 5928. | poof (pophium_520) | 94.25 | 96.9% | 2024-08-16 |
| 5929. | buruum (buruum) | 94.25 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
| 5930. | Dylan (dmc71298) | 94.25 | 97.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 5931. | Ryan (ryanhz) | 94.25 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 5932. | eltigro (el_tigro) | 94.24 | 92% | 2015-04-08 |
| 5933. | 🗿 (1234qwer1234qwer4) | 94.24 | 98% | 2024-05-13 |
| 5934. | Dim (bitabis) | 94.24 | 98% | 2017-05-04 |
| 5935. | Tesla Motors is Awesome! (i... | 94.24 | 84% | 2015-09-26 |
| 5936. | Stephen (scope17931) | 94.23 | 95.6% | 2025-04-28 |
| 5937. | Leon (veonhoon) | 94.22 | 96% | 2016-09-19 |
| 5938. | Zarag (zaragg) | 94.22 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |