The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20447. | 4Head (anele) | 70.79 | 93% | 2017-01-05 |
| 20448. | (kellyoubrejr) | 70.78 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 20449. | (onlyallowedtotype20races) | 70.78 | 94% | 2023-02-01 |
| 20450. | (sp4cebar) | 70.78 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 20451. | Maja (kussimurra) | 70.78 | 91% | 2013-06-10 |
| 20452. | qjari (kjari) | 70.78 | 96.2% | 2023-07-25 |
| 20453. | (vantagex1215) | 70.78 | 95% | 2022-10-29 |
| 20454. | (yammayammatoot) | 70.78 | 96.8% | 2023-10-13 |
| 20455. | (hibernatin_panda) | 70.78 | 96.9% | 2023-08-03 |
| 20456. | (_venom) | 70.78 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 20457. | (xzy331) | 70.78 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 20458. | (tycundy) | 70.78 | 89% | 2017-03-17 |
| 20459. | (etbleu) | 70.78 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 20460. | (highrizery) | 70.77 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 20461. | (pijkacz) | 70.77 | 98% | 2016-12-18 |
| 20462. | (tiaborkee) | 70.77 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 20463. | (maltinyu) | 70.76 | 95% | 2021-09-27 |
| 20464. | (ggab) | 70.76 | 92% | 2016-03-10 |
| 20465. | Daf (dafpogi1) | 70.76 | 97% | 2018-08-25 |
| 20466. | (27matthew37) | 70.76 | 97% | 2020-05-18 |
| 20467. | (zed0) | 70.76 | 98% | 2014-01-15 |
| 20468. | Ryan (ryanhuman) | 70.76 | 96% | 2012-09-19 |
| 20469. | (simenlade) | 70.76 | 97% | 2017-10-01 |
| 20470. | (anom4001) | 70.75 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 20471. | (tabithatuigamala) | 70.75 | 90% | 2017-03-07 |
| 20472. | (masoudcs) | 70.75 | 94% | 2014-05-16 |
| 20473. | (kise) | 70.75 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 20474. | (admiraljmp1) | 70.74 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
| 20475. | (famousm1) | 70.74 | 90% | 2017-01-08 |
| 20476. | (supernaros) | 70.74 | 95% | 2022-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |