So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19765. | zubbu (zubbu) | 68.24 | 94% | 2021-02-28 |
| 19766. | Jacob (darklordjp) | 68.24 | 94% | 2015-09-04 |
| 19767. | fake (fasterthanc) | 68.24 | 93% | 2015-08-29 |
| 19768. | J. (ems) (ems__) | 68.24 | 100% | 2013-08-06 |
| 19769. | Areeb (areebur) | 68.23 | 94.7% | 2023-09-08 |
| 19770. | Sho (pumpingkin) | 68.23 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 19771. | Roger (rogergnay) | 68.23 | 95% | 2020-08-30 |
| 19772. | JJ (jjcheung24) | 68.23 | 91% | 2011-12-01 |
| 19773. | Kristoffer (igotskillz1337) | 68.23 | 93% | 2016-03-24 |
| 19774. | Mis94 (mis94) | 68.23 | 95% | 2016-05-31 |
| 19775. | Gordon (crazyjugglerdrummer) | 68.23 | 86% | 2013-05-08 |
| 19776. | bruh (sexmaster27) | 68.22 | 95% | 2019-11-07 |
| 19777. | Anika (compass_girl) | 68.22 | 90% | 2016-10-02 |
| 19778. | anson (76gor) | 68.22 | 98% | 2012-05-09 |
| 19779. | Doyle (fireflies7) | 68.22 | 94% | 2012-07-21 |
| 19780. | B@gt0k (bagtok) | 68.22 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 19781. | Anush Rao (anushrao) | 68.21 | 96.5% | 2023-09-07 |
| 19782. | Aaliyah (just_slightly_stupid) | 68.21 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 19783. | Syd (iamsopark) | 68.21 | 96% | 2020-03-05 |
| 19784. | abdo (phcox_hunter) | 68.21 | 94% | 2020-06-18 |
| 19785. | Ryan (ryanhuman) | 68.21 | 93% | 2012-05-30 |
| 19786. | Benjamin (predator16) | 68.21 | 98% | 2017-06-01 |
| 19787. | ahmed (thebeliever) | 68.21 | 88% | 2015-10-30 |
| 19788. | NinjR (gingerninjr) | 68.21 | 89% | 2014-06-04 |
| 19789. | Vivian (modernnighthail) | 68.20 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 19790. | Angel (earthangel101) | 68.20 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 19791. | N (felignis) | 68.20 | 95% | 2013-05-04 |
| 19792. | DJ (coolndcomfy) | 68.20 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| 19793. | vishal (vishal78) | 68.20 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 19794. | WannaSEEmore? (just_abu) | 68.19 | 94% | 2022-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |