I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5992. | nj123 (nj_123) | 97.48 | 97.4% | 2023-07-14 |
| 5993. | Clarence (jeffdaddybezos) | 97.48 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
| 5994. | (yeekidd) | 97.48 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 5995. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 97.47 | 99.2% | 2025-04-09 |
| 5996. | I3QiaoKeLi (adrianr2z) | 97.47 | 93% | 2016-06-02 |
| 5997. | Enrique (zero9o) | 97.47 | 97% | 2016-02-16 |
| 5998. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 97.47 | 98% | 2016-05-24 |
| 5999. | say (sayjay) | 97.47 | 92% | 2017-04-21 |
| 6000. | Ywq06 (ywq06) | 97.46 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 6001. | Boris (xivid2) | 97.46 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 6002. | Tobbe (tobbe326) | 97.46 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 6003. | Batoro (redsnake05) | 97.45 | 98% | 2018-05-14 |
| 6004. | truecoatcrew (truecoatcrew) | 97.45 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 6005. | Harry (bucketheadharry) | 97.45 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 6006. | Andrew (ajthom90) | 97.45 | 93% | 2016-06-03 |
| 6007. | Austin (thespasticsurgeon) | 97.45 | 97% | 2016-08-26 |
| 6008. | Orange (orangelover7) | 97.44 | 97% | 2025-05-13 |
| 6009. | Muhammad (ryan_typingwithryan) | 97.44 | 97.5% | 2023-10-09 |
| 6010. | Ay (ayya) | 97.44 | 94% | 2015-10-31 |
| 6011. | Alex (m3hran80) | 97.42 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 6012. | Shamil (shamil_98) | 97.42 | 95% | 2015-10-15 |
| 6013. | Mikey (icarusbird) | 97.42 | 95% | 2017-01-25 |
| 6014. | EthioKing (ethio_king) | 97.41 | 96% | 2025-03-17 |
| 6015. | Ryan (jellyzerg) | 97.41 | 98% | 2025-10-01 |
| 6016. | Pumpkin Raj (chillreksai) | 97.40 | 97% | 2022-10-29 |
| 6017. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 97.40 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 6018. | Cam (ocanadia) | 97.40 | 96% | 2015-06-13 |
| 6019. | Eddy (eddyconer) | 97.40 | 90% | 2015-04-13 |
| 6020. | Thawne (never_ending_nightm... | 97.39 | 98% | 2025-10-08 |
| 6021. | Ahmad (tofflor) | 97.39 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |