So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1649. | (fusionguy200) | 115.98 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 1650. | bobva (bobva) | 115.97 | 97.8% | 2023-07-30 |
| 1651. | Johnjacob (johnjacob) | 115.97 | 98% | 2012-09-23 |
| 1652. | (sstormwolf22) | 115.96 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 1653. | Tootels (joenasha10) | 115.96 | 98% | 2014-12-16 |
| 1654. | on membrane (actuallyactual... | 115.95 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 1655. | pilotis (pilotis) | 115.94 | 98% | 2016-06-03 |
| 1656. | Mia (ohsofast) | 115.93 | 97% | 2012-09-19 |
| 1657. | NOT AN ALT (kenixx) | 115.93 | 98% | 2017-07-29 |
| 1658. | (sputype) | 115.92 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 1659. | Gabe (kordyon) | 115.91 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 1660. | poem ⛈️ (storm) | 115.91 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 1661. | Hakujou (hakujou) | 115.91 | 99% | 2015-11-09 |
| 1662. | (candiyip) | 115.90 | — | 2008-09-05 |
| 1663. | ⌛ Stanislav Kotzev (netcr... | 115.89 | 99% | 2019-08-06 |
| 1664. | Vincent (ibevincent) | 115.88 | 94% | 2013-03-07 |
| 1665. | Lerriuqs (ryan647) | 115.87 | — | 2009-03-27 |
| 1666. | dq (dqmaniac) | 115.87 | 96% | 2015-09-20 |
| 1667. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 115.86 | 99% | 2022-03-05 |
| 1668. | Dani (d33psc4n) | 115.85 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 1669. | (domo480) | 115.85 | 96% | 2012-07-19 |
| 1670. | Jakub (kebabking) | 115.83 | 97% | 2014-02-20 |
| 1671. | Braden (brc509) | 115.82 | 97% | 2014-07-18 |
| 1672. | Adam (adamjason804) | 115.81 | 99% | 2023-02-20 |
| 1673. | (shwestrick) | 115.80 | 99% | 2013-11-06 |
| 1674. | Molasses (practice12_3) | 115.79 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 1675. | Max (maxie35) | 115.76 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 1676. | Meghan (nutmeg0686) | 115.75 | 98% | 2014-10-31 |
| 1677. | Dave (daveking) | 115.75 | 94% | 2014-04-11 |
| 1678. | Cephiro (cephiro) | 115.75 | 98% | 2011-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |