The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20320. | henny (palazartan) | 71.45 | 92% | 2016-01-25 |
| 20321. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 71.45 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 20322. | Adrobe (adrobe) | 71.45 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
| 20323. | Brian (basis_bradley) | 71.45 | 99% | 2017-08-20 |
| 20324. | Andrew (hillbillygilly) | 71.45 | 97% | 2019-08-11 |
| 20325. | Yana (yanafaisal) | 71.45 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
| 20326. | Vera (vera12) | 71.45 | 95% | 2011-05-25 |
| 20327. | Justin (troypolamalu43) | 71.45 | 95% | 2013-07-26 |
| 20328. | Master (trikoi00) | 71.45 | 96% | 2017-02-21 |
| 20329. | TC (snowboardnw) | 71.44 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 20330. | Shriram (shrirammc55) | 71.44 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 20331. | Simon (rumlepreben) | 71.44 | 92% | 2012-11-01 |
| 20332. | J (jechmog) | 71.44 | 89% | 2011-10-28 |
| 20333. | sander (sander) | 71.44 | — | 2008-08-26 |
| 20334. | Robert (stanford4modesto) | 71.44 | 99% | 2014-01-11 |
| 20335. | Humble (hellohumble) | 71.44 | 95% | 2013-10-14 |
| 20336. | Parinaz (parinaz11) | 71.43 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 20337. | Raul (inconight) | 71.43 | 95% | 2023-03-31 |
| 20338. | waifu (helpme_pls) | 71.43 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
| 20339. | Ryan (ryan2723) | 71.43 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 20340. | i'm bad (yoshiking78) | 71.43 | 95% | 2011-07-20 |
| 20341. | Zaoxa (enkryptsyon) | 71.42 | 94% | 2019-11-05 |
| 20342. | Asgarnian (asgarnian) | 71.42 | 93% | 2015-09-23 |
| 20343. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 71.42 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 20344. | Marquis (marquis_) | 71.42 | 95% | 2022-04-15 |
| 20345. | Sasim (sasim) | 71.42 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 20346. | Max (driema) | 71.42 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 20347. | Aragon (aragonx) | 71.42 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20348. | Prince (03000066106) | 71.41 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
| 20349. | ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ (... | 71.41 | 95.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |