I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14599. | Amir (amiremad92) | 76.40 | 94% | 2016-02-04 |
| 14600. | Morgan (morgansoares6) | 76.39 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
| 14601. | Mishel (holosight) | 76.39 | 95% | 2021-12-06 |
| 14602. | Janis (janisl1993) | 76.39 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 14603. | Andy (adfx_pixy) | 76.39 | 91% | 2015-06-23 |
| 14604. | Chris (chris_p) | 76.38 | 99% | 2023-01-04 |
| 14605. | qwerty (longhongc) | 76.38 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 14606. | Shawn (anotheronebitesthedust) | 76.37 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 14607. | Mark (lavamark) | 76.37 | 94% | 2018-06-06 |
| 14608. | L (pwnlucas14) | 76.36 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 14609. | mustang (mustang51) | 76.36 | 92% | 2016-04-21 |
| 14610. | Bill (achabill) | 76.36 | 93% | 2015-11-29 |
| 14611. | qjari (kjari) | 76.35 | 96.1% | 2024-01-19 |
| 14612. | Hridya (soulwalker) | 76.35 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 14613. | Cheese (arandomasiankid) | 76.35 | 94% | 2022-04-02 |
| 14614. | David (dwright) | 76.35 | 96% | 2015-06-17 |
| 14615. | Mostare (mostare) | 76.34 | 98% | 2020-08-09 |
| 14616. | Ryan (ry_bread) | 76.34 | 96% | 2021-03-27 |
| 14617. | Anton (twisted_8) | 76.34 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 14618. | Evan (uglyproud) | 76.34 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 14619. | FromtonRouge (fromtonrouge) | 76.34 | 96% | 2015-06-22 |
| 14620. | Duckytype-8 (dummy_2) | 76.34 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 14621. | B (mrbguy) | 76.34 | 94% | 2017-05-06 |
| 14622. | Shivam (shivam543) | 76.34 | 96% | 2015-08-05 |
| 14623. | Mikolaj (diamentos) | 76.34 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
| 14624. | Alice (nimblefingerz) | 76.34 | 94% | 2016-02-07 |
| 14625. | Elie (iceworld) | 76.34 | 96% | 2015-06-09 |
| 14626. | Asoka Heng (asoka751) | 76.33 | 98% | 2022-08-26 |
| 14627. | Bush did 9/11 (morseangel) | 76.33 | 88% | 2016-04-13 |
| 14628. | Pramuaji (b33920) | 76.33 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |