The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3381. | Sami (mustaqbil) | 60.69 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 3382. | ±ђєΐĴдŊэ± (janegoth) | 60.69 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 3383. | Louis (adriftbigfoot) | 60.68 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
| 3384. | Shehbaz Khan (shehbaz) | 60.68 | 91% | 2013-10-06 |
| 3385. | Hugo (deathspellomega) | 60.68 | 92% | 2013-10-24 |
| 3386. | Suzy (colemak5) | 60.68 | 98% | 2013-01-02 |
| 3387. | Debanjan (pramdeba) | 60.67 | 90% | 2016-02-19 |
| 3388. | David (davdavbuilding) | 60.67 | 96% | 2021-02-03 |
| 3389. | zachary (zhutton) | 60.67 | 96% | 2019-09-05 |
| 3390. | Sam (samy321) | 60.67 | 96% | 2016-10-02 |
| 3391. | Tetu (bwewts) | 60.67 | 93% | 2016-09-19 |
| 3392. | G R E E D (axceeel) | 60.67 | 85% | 2017-04-14 |
| 3393. | Patrick (patrick4ux) | 60.66 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 3394. | Spanandan (spandan01) | 60.66 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 3395. | vinh (vinh0101) | 60.66 | — | 2009-12-27 |
| 3396. | Quang (quangnd) | 60.66 | 95% | 2011-11-20 |
| 3397. | phauxy (phauxy) | 60.65 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 3398. | Kyle (rxngsonfire) | 60.65 | 95% | 2017-10-06 |
| 3399. | Duy (duypham) | 60.65 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 3400. | Pongkornpat (zongjiang) | 60.64 | 95% | 2017-09-19 |
| 3401. | Alyssa (merylc17) | 60.64 | — | 2009-10-09 |
| 3402. | Jaimin (johnbaba) | 60.63 | 94.7% | 2023-05-17 |
| 3403. | Francesco (nerfeel) | 60.63 | 99% | 2021-02-16 |
| 3404. | pot (typeprctc) | 60.62 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 3405. | Szarenne (szarennne) | 60.62 | 96% | 2012-10-07 |
| 3406. | G Dragon (g.w.l.griffiths@b... | 60.62 | 88% | 2015-12-28 |
| 3407. | Pog (djjjoris) | 60.61 | 93% | 2021-03-19 |
| 3408. | john ray (johnray08) | 60.61 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| 3409. | Magritte (magtner) | 60.60 | 100% | 2012-09-03 |
| 3410. | mike (mike4madness) | 60.60 | 94% | 2015-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |