So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24468. | (danielcleve) | 60.86 | 89% | 2014-11-06 |
| 24469. | (remeelopez) | 60.86 | 95% | 2011-10-24 |
| 24470. | (anirudhrudr) | 60.86 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 24471. | heowuayngon (heowuayngon) | 60.86 | 97% | 2014-01-08 |
| 24472. | (johnpork2) | 60.85 | 91.8% | 2023-05-23 |
| 24473. | Shahariar (ashikkkkk) | 60.85 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
| 24474. | (aznkei) | 60.85 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 24475. | (matteusmauritz) | 60.85 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 24476. | (steffen_2) | 60.85 | 91% | 2012-03-18 |
| 24477. | andrey (maksay) | 60.85 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 24478. | (blackwhole) | 60.84 | 95% | 2012-12-11 |
| 24479. | (johndeereletter) | 60.84 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 24480. | Chrism4 (chrisman44) | 60.84 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 24481. | (shahintaj) | 60.84 | 96% | 2016-02-10 |
| 24482. | (alejandrodenica89) | 60.84 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 24483. | (munk) | 60.84 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 24484. | (rxndom) | 60.83 | 94% | 2021-08-27 |
| 24485. | (anbioable) | 60.83 | 95% | 2015-05-03 |
| 24486. | (hoathuytinhst12) | 60.83 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 24487. | (lookdownnotjustup) | 60.83 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 24488. | (vp229) | 60.83 | 98% | 2012-10-01 |
| 24489. | (herbertwest) | 60.83 | 95% | 2016-05-10 |
| 24490. | (loccb90) | 60.83 | 98% | 2016-03-05 |
| 24491. | Rogeriusx (rogeriusx) | 60.83 | 91% | 2012-03-27 |
| 24492. | (garicluka) | 60.82 | 94% | 2022-11-30 |
| 24493. | Salomon (poufipluf) | 60.82 | 93% | 2017-01-06 |
| 24494. | (svanpelt) | 60.82 | 95% | 2011-08-09 |
| 24495. | (aj300031990) | 60.82 | 96% | 2015-03-05 |
| 24496. | (tyty5949) | 60.81 | 92% | 2014-05-23 |
| 24497. | (aykono) | 60.81 | 89% | 2012-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |