So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8031. | www.twitch.tv/happleton (el... | 90.20 | 94% | 2013-12-01 |
| 8032. | Dinner (dindinlicker) | 90.20 | 93% | 2016-10-15 |
| 8033. | Alex (alexdrans) | 90.19 | 87% | 2011-11-09 |
| 8034. | ki (kiiiiiiiiii) | 90.19 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 8035. | Pedro (akhaiz) | 90.18 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 8036. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 90.18 | 96.9% | 2023-07-27 |
| 8037. | Chris (chrisyeungg) | 90.18 | 93% | 2016-07-27 |
| 8038. | Kenneth (bicboiken) | 90.18 | 99% | 2019-02-02 |
| 8039. | yj (yjsnpi) | 90.18 | 91% | 2015-09-24 |
| 8040. | Ivan (ivannechaiev) | 90.17 | 95.5% | 2023-07-16 |
| 8041. | Jen (ethima) | 90.17 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 8042. | humberto torres (humbertoto... | 90.16 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 8043. | Ducks (laughingduck) | 90.16 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 8044. | Yuki (yuuuukii) | 90.15 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 8045. | Jose (zapa666) | 90.15 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| 8046. | Becca (charmling) | 90.15 | — | 2008-10-22 |
| 8047. | Jeremy (neargood) | 90.14 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 8048. | splatt (splatt0407) | 90.14 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 8049. | andy (lihanou) | 90.14 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 8050. | Ole (rxmbo) | 90.14 | 97% | 2014-12-30 |
| 8051. | AvtandiLine (avtandiline) | 90.14 | 99% | 2011-12-24 |
| 8052. | Alan (bluewizzy) | 90.14 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 8053. | Ayden (aydensonline) | 90.13 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 8054. | Mortally (mortallydivine) | 90.12 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 8055. | Gavin (perfectgavinator) | 90.12 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 8056. | Kyle (kyle777) | 90.12 | 97% | 2013-10-07 |
| 8057. | Luke (doleo) | 90.12 | 97% | 2014-12-31 |
| 8058. | su (susuhiepsi) | 90.12 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 8059. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 90.12 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 8060. | danny (moumou) | 90.12 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |