So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6029. | 100% (100percentaccurate) | 95.68 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 6030. | Chloe (chloegamedev) | 95.67 | 97% | 2014-08-03 |
| 6031. | Kristen (johnnytruant) | 95.67 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 6032. | Eric (realericparker) | 95.66 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| 6033. | Clara (aralciohc) | 95.66 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 6034. | Ellen (relly419) | 95.65 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 6035. | Alec (supperz1) | 95.65 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
| 6036. | amberserpent (amberserpent) | 95.65 | 98% | 2022-09-22 |
| 6037. | zurkhal (zurkhal) | 95.65 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 6038. | æ (ac343) | 95.65 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 6039. | Kartavya (kartavyajain) | 95.65 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 6040. | Shut Up (indusstudent) | 95.65 | 96% | 2012-07-12 |
| 6041. | Vash (princeclaude) | 95.64 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 6042. | Vikash (punkreddevil) | 95.64 | 94% | 2012-04-24 |
| 6043. | Memat (memat) | 95.64 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 6044. | Godzilland (godzilland) | 95.64 | 99% | 2019-08-04 |
| 6045. | Rusty Z. (rustyz) | 95.63 | 90% | 2015-10-20 |
| 6046. | Z (jaredezane) | 95.63 | 98% | 2013-01-22 |
| 6047. | Shiney (shineyy) | 95.63 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 6048. | Orthogang (gerbi) | 95.63 | 95% | 2011-10-20 |
| 6049. | Elias (gottabefast) | 95.61 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 6050. | Miki (mikiiiiiiiiii) | 95.61 | 99% | 2022-12-24 |
| 6051. | Weier (lazyb0y) | 95.61 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
| 6052. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 95.61 | 98% | 2019-04-27 |
| 6053. | Denzil (dj3robin) | 95.61 | 99% | 2017-10-02 |
| 6054. | 🍜🌿 (inwerpsel) | 95.61 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
| 6055. | Nihad (_nihad_) | 95.61 | 92% | 2011-08-13 |
| 6056. | Ave (tessellatedtalent) | 95.60 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 6057. | PS (ps85) | 95.60 | 96% | 2012-10-09 |
| 6058. | olle (fallie) | 95.60 | — | 2009-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |