Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24432. | Connor (ct2019) | 61.98 | 96% | 2021-12-17 |
| 24433. | Zach (zar65) | 61.98 | 89% | 2011-10-10 |
| 24434. | L (zeroxt) | 61.97 | 93% | 2013-08-13 |
| 24435. | szuchi (schuang) | 61.97 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 24436. | lawdrab (lawdrab) | 61.97 | 93% | 2020-10-23 |
| 24437. | asdfasdf (ddgg007) | 61.97 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 24438. | Yabadass (yabadass) | 61.97 | 96% | 2022-04-15 |
| 24439. | semi (semilin) | 61.97 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 24440. | Nick (loven329) | 61.96 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 24441. | Frankie (niitronguyen) | 61.96 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 24442. | sudden (explosionsarenice) | 61.96 | 94% | 2021-01-25 |
| 24443. | Audrey (luna44) | 61.96 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 24444. | Angeal4Real (angeal98) | 61.96 | 97% | 2016-03-09 |
| 24445. | Simon (archdragon245) | 61.96 | 87% | 2013-05-20 |
| 24446. | Gray (evlyra) | 61.96 | — | 2008-08-16 |
| 24447. | Bone (probono) | 61.96 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 24448. | Quang (quangnd) | 61.95 | 94% | 2011-11-25 |
| 24449. | john (remorth) | 61.95 | 94% | 2015-10-02 |
| 24450. | Kejriwal (rustam) | 61.95 | 95% | 2014-09-05 |
| 24451. | Francisco (aeos) | 61.95 | 94% | 2017-11-16 |
| 24452. | Michael (tigerdriger) | 61.95 | 96% | 2018-06-01 |
| 24453. | AMAN (player7714) | 61.95 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
| 24454. | Slashxave (slashxave) | 61.95 | 97.6% | 2023-09-03 |
| 24455. | pet (icytangerine) | 61.95 | 96% | 2023-05-25 |
| 24456. | Long (greenlongvn) | 61.94 | 95% | 2013-08-21 |
| 24457. | Trinnawat (trinnawat) | 61.94 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 24458. | imslowaf (imslowafuwu) | 61.94 | 94% | 2021-06-01 |
| 24459. | Jasper (jaspertypeking) | 61.94 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 24460. | ha (jerryhaha) | 61.94 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
| 24461. | Rock (rockspy) | 61.93 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |