So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20866. | Kapil (kapiltype) | 67.21 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 20867. | Axel (axelthecurlyhead) | 67.21 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 20868. | Pasindu (pasinducw) | 67.21 | 85% | 2016-03-25 |
| 20869. | HAIDER (india_) | 67.21 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 20870. | Diddy (chriiisclm) | 67.21 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20871. | Michael (pernobo) | 67.21 | 96% | 2015-09-18 |
| 20872. | lapras (lapras) | 67.21 | 94% | 2016-02-25 |
| 20873. | zsolt (zsolesz) | 67.21 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| 20874. | Lucas (akz92) | 67.21 | 92% | 2016-11-12 |
| 20875. | S (technicalguy) | 67.21 | 94% | 2011-06-16 |
| 20876. | Matej (matejh) | 67.21 | 97% | 2016-08-05 |
| 20877. | All top 4 are fuking cheate... | 67.21 | 96% | 2012-03-13 |
| 20878. | road_to_80wpm (xy_z) | 67.20 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 20879. | uxie (uxkabo) | 67.20 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 20880. | Onni (onni) | 67.20 | 94% | 2016-09-14 |
| 20881. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 67.20 | 93% | 2015-12-30 |
| 20882. | lunarised (lunarised) | 67.19 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 20883. | Marina (trouble_clef) | 67.19 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 20884. | ok (banadagril) | 67.19 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 20885. | Amanda (tnprincess@bellsout... | 67.19 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 20886. | Kejriwal (rustam) | 67.19 | 95% | 2014-09-13 |
| 20887. | Anish (mrznanes) | 67.19 | 93% | 2017-01-10 |
| 20888. | Bud (budmc29) | 67.19 | 95% | 2016-12-22 |
| 20889. | Dekaj (d_kaj) | 67.18 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 20890. | Blue (bluestew) | 67.18 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 20891. | Sam (wooglepie) | 67.18 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 20892. | Jebaited (barered278) | 67.18 | 95% | 2017-02-23 |
| 20893. | Akrish (akrish) | 67.18 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 20894. | storpa (storpa26) | 67.17 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 20895. | Brian (brainclash) | 67.17 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |