I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7085. | Amos (amosbird) | 97.80 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 7086. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 97.80 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 7087. | why tf premium members so f... | 97.80 | 97% | 2018-05-24 |
| 7088. | Sigmasigma (1sigma2) | 97.79 | 95.7% | 2024-12-05 |
| 7089. | BOB (mroglan) | 97.79 | 99% | 2021-08-30 |
| 7090. | Nick (alphaman3801) | 97.79 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 7091. | Ba (prttyfast) | 97.79 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 7092. | (weeping_weeblet) | 97.78 | 98% | 2024-11-06 |
| 7093. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 97.77 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 7094. | Boris (xivid2) | 97.76 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
| 7095. | Swaps (swapadi_98) | 97.75 | 97% | 2025-03-11 |
| 7096. | Scion (scionzz) | 97.74 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 7097. | loli (annalise00) | 97.74 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 7098. | Rod (twors_colemak) | 97.74 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 7099. | H (docsattar) | 97.74 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 7100. | Adas (auganov) | 97.74 | 99% | 2018-05-18 |
| 7101. | Aryan (aryanakr) | 97.73 | 98.8% | 2024-06-19 |
| 7102. | Thank you, Byron. (csnikitin) | 97.73 | 99% | 2020-09-18 |
| 7103. | Stephen (melking) | 97.73 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
| 7104. | REEEEEEEEEEEE (monzzu) | 97.73 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 7105. | Russell (russell_t3ap) | 97.73 | 98% | 2019-10-04 |
| 7106. | jeremiah (the_bullfrog) | 97.72 | 98% | 2025-01-17 |
| 7107. | Dyslexic Nababa (dyslexic_n... | 97.72 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 7108. | Evan (nav3) | 97.72 | 99% | 2017-05-26 |
| 7109. | Henry (hchen1021) | 97.72 | 98.2% | 2024-02-04 |
| 7110. | Brex (hannah5366) | 97.72 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 7111. | keke (hpchco) | 97.72 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 7112. | Jaren (waff13cak3) | 97.72 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 7113. | Zach (zachattack973) | 97.72 | 95% | 2019-10-26 |
| 7114. | Lucien (lucien) | 97.72 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |