You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1784. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 77.98 | 98% | 2019-09-21 |
| 1785. | Pepe (pepeworm) | 77.97 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
| 1786. | steel (steel_badger) | 77.96 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 1787. | Haseeb (haseeb_fa) | 77.93 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 1788. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 77.93 | 99% | 2019-01-26 |
| 1789. | Triet (01202499106) | 77.92 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 1790. | Fart (chuckster73) | 77.89 | 96% | 2018-01-23 |
| 1791. | Joe (suqmadiqmann) | 77.86 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1792. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 77.83 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
| 1793. | TV (ljothjor) | 77.79 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
| 1794. | Quity (quiltykim) | 77.79 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 1795. | イヴォ (natiiix) | 77.77 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
| 1796. | seejam (derpmaster1210) | 77.74 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1797. | Jacques (jacques7) | 77.74 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 1798. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 77.72 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
| 1799. | Ibrahim (ibrahimt13) | 77.71 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1800. | Russell (russell_t3ap) | 77.68 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
| 1801. | Rachel (rffree) | 77.63 | 95% | 2019-06-06 |
| 1802. | Micky (vorine) | 77.63 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1803. | h (tinyprick617) | 77.60 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1804. | Silent (silentbaws) | 77.60 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 1805. | carleel (menamesringo) | 77.60 | 95% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1806. | Eric (heeric) | 77.59 | 96% | 2018-11-04 |
| 1807. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 77.57 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 1808. | Mathew (dna44) | 77.55 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1809. | Zobeid (zobeid) | 77.54 | 99% | 2018-03-06 |
| 1810. | Speedy (speedygen) | 77.53 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 1811. | Corey (oldmanbrink) | 77.53 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 1812. | Jake (avytrius) | 77.53 | 99% | 2018-05-11 |
| 1813. | Mehmed (gigaxel) | 77.50 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |