So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20307. | Jdan (mikey112) | 68.06 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 20308. | Miley (nebula_types_bad) | 68.06 | 96.5% | 2023-10-27 |
| 20309. | rafy (rafybeatskids) | 68.06 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 20310. | Kipahe (kipahe) | 68.06 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 20311. | Vixenity (vixenity) | 68.06 | 95% | 2017-05-24 |
| 20312. | Yannis (dudemaster) | 68.06 | 91% | 2012-10-21 |
| 20313. | _ (abayto) | 68.06 | 95% | 2015-09-10 |
| 20314. | buttfaceman (buttfaceman) | 68.05 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
| 20315. | bbl_drizzy (marcofia) | 68.05 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 20316. | healy (healy1453) | 68.05 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 20317. | Wyman (speedy_boi420) | 68.05 | 96% | 2019-11-27 |
| 20318. | amin (s1ap) | 68.05 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 20319. | Max (bombayduck) | 68.05 | 97% | 2016-05-12 |
| 20320. | Jacob (jvoges) | 68.05 | 91% | 2012-11-10 |
| 20321. | Oberyn (walterhunglong) | 68.05 | 95% | 2018-03-01 |
| 20322. | Yến (nnt11111991) | 68.05 | 99% | 2014-01-13 |
| 20323. | Hemo (zanybuttlicker69) | 68.04 | 94% | 2022-04-14 |
| 20324. | Lumad (russell_llamada) | 68.04 | 94% | 2022-12-02 |
| 20325. | Rifanda (aslipapan) | 68.04 | 96% | 2012-05-17 |
| 20326. | Sweaty Palms (drunkpleb) | 68.04 | 95% | 2017-09-07 |
| 20327. | Lisa (lisanick64) | 68.04 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 20328. | 11111 (chdempty) | 68.03 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 20329. | Nguyen Thu Trang (ntt161) | 68.03 | 95% | 2011-07-05 |
| 20330. | Juco (waco) | 68.03 | 98% | 2014-03-14 |
| 20331. | Juho (safou) | 68.03 | 95% | 2016-10-26 |
| 20332. | Garrett (electro_fetus) | 68.03 | 95% | 2012-02-07 |
| 20333. | John (acejohn65) | 68.02 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 20334. | artist (apg21092002) | 68.02 | 97.3% | 2023-07-29 |
| 20335. | Rajesh (rajesh110494) | 68.02 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 20336. | they used to say we would n... | 68.02 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |