So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23730. | Live (sankarshan) | 62.69 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 23731. | Cyber (dernikonoll) | 62.69 | 95% | 2014-08-05 |
| 23732. | Khanh (bigbrain) | 62.68 | 98% | 2011-08-01 |
| 23733. | Ali (huuu957) | 62.68 | 95.6% | 2023-07-31 |
| 23734. | matt (matthieus) | 62.68 | 94% | 2017-09-30 |
| 23735. | Wael (wael_zaiback) | 62.68 | 94% | 2023-09-07 |
| 23736. | Saidami (gosaydami) | 62.68 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 23737. | Jamie (rendual) | 62.67 | 89% | 2013-08-28 |
| 23738. | Kevin (kbua23) | 62.67 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
| 23739. | Patrick (jppat) | 62.67 | 95.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 23740. | Tony (itsonlytony) | 62.67 | 94% | 2021-11-02 |
| 23741. | Alex (high99) | 62.67 | 96% | 2019-09-10 |
| 23742. | (cantaloupes) | 62.67 | 96% | 2018-07-14 |
| 23743. | André (pitoun) | 62.67 | 92% | 2016-12-08 |
| 23744. | Manish (mandish) | 62.67 | 92% | 2017-05-09 |
| 23745. | Alex (1234950) | 62.67 | 98% | 2017-06-25 |
| 23746. | rusnam (rusnam) | 62.66 | 89% | 2013-03-27 |
| 23747. | Vikash (sky_223) | 62.66 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
| 23748. | chakuch (chakuch) | 62.66 | 95% | 2015-05-16 |
| 23749. | rahul (rahul_12) | 62.66 | 98% | 2023-06-03 |
| 23750. | Pizza (bagged_milk) | 62.66 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
| 23751. | Lauren (laursiii) | 62.65 | 94% | 2017-02-17 |
| 23752. | Bekzodbek (bekhan02) | 62.65 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 23753. | Noah (lorenpike) | 62.65 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 23754. | Your (i3l4nk) | 62.65 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
| 23755. | Jure (gnortss) | 62.65 | 97% | 2017-10-07 |
| 23756. | Anneke (annekesl) | 62.65 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 23757. | Jaimher (jaimher) | 62.64 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 23758. | Sticky (sticky1) | 62.64 | 89% | 2017-01-20 |
| 23759. | thanh (thanhmamce) | 62.64 | 96% | 2011-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |