Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6335. | Ryan (ryanlondon) | 46.01 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 6336. | Keshav (keshavjindaljp) | 46.01 | 96% | 2020-06-20 |
| 6337. | Sarat (saratchet) | 46.00 | 95% | 2020-05-04 |
| 6338. | Angelo (xdarkwolfyx) | 46.00 | 95% | 2019-02-13 |
| 6339. | valeriu (valeriu) | 45.95 | 99% | 2020-02-07 |
| 6340. | Scott (eashy) | 45.91 | 96% | 2017-08-17 |
| 6341. | Filipo (filipomarcel) | 45.86 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 6342. | Raymoz (raymoz) | 45.85 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 6343. | Robert (dondada77) | 45.83 | 94% | 2020-12-06 |
| 6344. | frinkless (frinkless) | 45.82 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
| 6345. | Rawr (kekistan505) | 45.81 | 95% | 2019-07-01 |
| 6346. | anon (rhm2084) | 45.81 | 93% | 2018-12-14 |
| 6347. | gustave (jacobe17) | 45.77 | 96% | 2018-05-29 |
| 6348. | Arhan (arhanashik) | 45.76 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 6349. | Vikram (vikram_) | 45.75 | 95% | 2020-10-11 |
| 6350. | Arnab (arnab_api) | 45.75 | 95% | 2020-07-06 |
| 6351. | Kristian (rusiadog) | 45.71 | 91% | 2020-05-08 |
| 6352. | !dreamer#9577@dscrd (jaixhi... | 45.69 | 93% | 2019-06-04 |
| 6353. | 7amada (7amada) | 45.69 | 95% | 2020-08-19 |
| 6354. | wongo (32wongo) | 45.68 | 94% | 2018-12-17 |
| 6355. | Nicholas (nickyplayz) | 45.67 | 95% | 2019-10-23 |
| 6356. | d1s0ul (d1s0ul) | 45.64 | 94% | 2020-10-02 |
| 6357. | Atos (wolfcash) | 45.62 | 92% | 2020-07-18 |
| 6358. | Derriel (ddcj90) | 45.61 | 95% | 2020-04-24 |
| 6359. | Sumit (sumit_speedster) | 45.60 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
| 6360. | C (re4gd) | 45.56 | 94% | 2018-11-03 |
| 6361. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 45.55 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 6362. | Kappapride (kappaprideer) | 45.53 | 92% | 2020-04-23 |
| 6363. | zed (i_cnat_type) | 45.51 | 93% | 2018-05-09 |
| 6364. | RageCrusader (djokole) | 45.51 | 94% | 2018-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |