So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16560. | rmholz (aremholz) | 73.69 | 95.7% | 2023-05-15 |
| 16561. | Sarah (sarah_jane) | 73.69 | 94% | 2014-06-02 |
| 16562. | Saurus (saurus) | 73.69 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 16563. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 73.69 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 16564. | ARGO (martinhadadream) | 73.69 | 95% | 2014-04-09 |
| 16565. | Kelly (pumpinz) | 73.69 | 93% | 2014-03-03 |
| 16566. | arya (aryasatheesh) | 73.69 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 16567. | ryan (ripley6961) | 73.68 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 16568. | Nikola (shporet) | 73.68 | 98% | 2019-04-20 |
| 16569. | joy (jyyjng) | 73.68 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 16570. | Wim (iverb) | 73.68 | 94% | 2016-05-30 |
| 16571. | Victor (vvega) | 73.68 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 16572. | Emre (jonstewart) | 73.68 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 16573. | Kristin (thompsonk) | 73.68 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 16574. | Shrox (shrox) | 73.68 | 95% | 2017-06-16 |
| 16575. | kacarrot (carrotman) | 73.68 | 90% | 2017-05-11 |
| 16576. | Nathaniel (nlwarrior) | 73.67 | 93% | 2016-08-22 |
| 16577. | Matthew (rush_a) | 73.67 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
| 16578. | Regan (regaxion) | 73.67 | 90% | 2012-10-25 |
| 16579. | Eduard (k3u03) | 73.67 | 95% | 2012-06-19 |
| 16580. | Tayfun (tadakoglu) | 73.67 | 93% | 2012-04-12 |
| 16581. | shadwll (bogits) | 73.67 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 16582. | Rasmus (azelo) | 73.67 | 95% | 2016-11-24 |
| 16583. | Angelina (noangelinano) | 73.66 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 16584. | Mahdi (mahdi_r) | 73.66 | 97% | 2015-03-22 |
| 16585. | Jonathan (rokk123) | 73.66 | 95% | 2012-02-16 |
| 16586. | Brandon (brego94) | 73.66 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| 16587. | Daniel (uheardmetrick) | 73.65 | 91% | 2014-10-24 |
| 16588. | Rowan (rowbro) | 73.65 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 16589. | Azis (azisak) | 73.65 | 92% | 2014-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |