As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22335. | Jon (jonksig) | 55.05 | 97% | 2016-07-27 |
22336. | Teri (mamobaugh) | 55.05 | 97% | 2016-12-23 |
22337. | benni (benjigmr) | 55.04 | 97.1% | 2023-06-26 |
22338. | hashom (5ashom_) | 55.04 | 94% | 2023-09-27 |
22339. | Daniel (kiyomiya) | 55.04 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
22340. | Arman (morabba) | 55.04 | 97% | 2019-07-03 |
22341. | Alex (doogjy) | 55.04 | 91% | 2015-04-30 |
22342. | Ray (rayghaddad) | 55.03 | 84% | 2016-11-01 |
22343. | Mohd (nihal2193) | 55.03 | 90% | 2015-12-12 |
22344. | slap (slap44) | 55.02 | 95% | 2023-08-27 |
22345. | Jacob (raptors2) | 55.02 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
22346. | Kindness is wisdom (isndi1) | 55.01 | 96% | 2023-08-21 |
22347. | riley (mccarron23) | 55.01 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
22348. | Alexa (swimmer_) | 55.01 | 93% | 2020-06-26 |
22349. | mini_typer (mochi_16) | 55.01 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
22350. | nother (nother) | 55.01 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
22351. | Rupesh (rupesh_mainali) | 55.00 | 94% | 2022-07-19 |
22352. | Techy504 (techy504) | 55.00 | 94% | 2021-01-26 |
22353. | Derriel (ddcj90) | 55.00 | 95.2% | 2021-02-16 |
22354. | ranarison (niaina) | 55.00 | 95% | 2015-12-06 |
22355. | Alex (aalleexx1) | 55.00 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
22356. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 54.99 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
22357. | snitzel (snitzelhugendorf) | 54.99 | 94% | 2020-07-15 |
22358. | HackerBoy (hackerboy1324) | 54.98 | 94% | 2018-04-16 |
22359. | Shocked (fanta_z) | 54.98 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
22360. | d\img src=x onerror=alert(1... | 54.98 | 94.4% | 2023-08-30 |
22361. | Gang (gang2004) | 54.98 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
22362. | MooMoo (moo_24) | 54.98 | 95% | 2023-02-27 |
22363. | kabir raj (kabir26) | 54.98 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
22364. | theFurlong (thefurlong) | 54.98 | 89% | 2015-07-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |