As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14015. | BarbBlackburn (3xx8iycrr3xy... | 75.24 | 98% | 2019-09-16 |
| 14016. | Nguyen (kidtrum) | 75.24 | 96% | 2017-04-02 |
| 14017. | L (thereddone) | 75.23 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 14018. | Thomas (thomasw219) | 75.23 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 14019. | ApSad (apaars) | 75.23 | 96% | 2015-12-22 |
| 14020. | Afique (bigbossgaming) | 75.22 | 98% | 2025-02-18 |
| 14021. | natalie (nataliemia01) | 75.22 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 14022. | wingman41 (wingman41) | 75.22 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 14023. | Marius (techdifics12) | 75.22 | 95.4% | 2023-11-15 |
| 14024. | colemak-dh (strongly_typed_... | 75.22 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 14025. | Umair (umair121) | 75.22 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
| 14026. | Joy (joy_1) | 75.22 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 14027. | Jason (njasow) | 75.22 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 14028. | Mark (fatweasel) | 75.22 | 91% | 2016-05-24 |
| 14029. | Jonas (jonasjul) | 75.22 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
| 14030. | you (you) (tdtdtdttt) | 75.22 | 98% | 2016-06-21 |
| 14031. | Angelo (ruly_2002) | 75.21 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 14032. | kevedsa4esan (k4sn) | 75.21 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 14033. | Abhi (abhishekmalle) | 75.21 | 94% | 2017-03-26 |
| 14034. | al2qx (al2qx) | 75.21 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 14035. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 75.20 | 96.8% | 2023-10-09 |
| 14036. | Tim (peatearparkour) | 75.20 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 14037. | Yupa (valleyofthewin) | 75.20 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 14038. | Robin (dieselamstiesl) | 75.20 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 14039. | Pradipta (proydu) | 75.20 | 96% | 2015-08-30 |
| 14040. | Jenna (jennr123) | 75.20 | 89% | 2016-06-22 |
| 14041. | Bokeh (bokehcoyote) | 75.19 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 14042. | Christian (christiantan) | 75.19 | 95% | 2020-07-13 |
| 14043. | Taufik (thd_1994) | 75.19 | 98% | 2019-03-31 |
| 14044. | GOYARD (goyard) | 75.19 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |