With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9437. | Ochrogaster (lunifer) | 84.54 | 97% | 2017-06-21 |
| 9438. | Rodrigo (rodrigo1020) | 84.54 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 9439. | Shawn (spjames87) | 84.54 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 9440. | Carl (doc2831) | 84.54 | 94% | 2021-12-31 |
| 9441. | 光次郎 (koujiro) | 84.54 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 9442. | Hieu (larhral) | 84.54 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 9443. | menelion (thoromel) | 84.53 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 9444. | Virginia (thomas11) | 84.53 | 96.4% | 2024-02-06 |
| 9445. | BubbleJump (bubblejump) | 84.53 | 99% | 2024-01-02 |
| 9446. | Nurbergen (g_light) | 84.53 | 98% | 2019-03-27 |
| 9447. | Manu (manuruz) | 84.52 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 9448. | Chicken (theflyingchicken) | 84.52 | 96% | 2023-09-15 |
| 9449. | CJ (cannedair) | 84.52 | 99% | 2017-08-30 |
| 9450. | jossh (josshtx) | 84.51 | 97% | 2024-05-19 |
| 9451. | hello (imfeelingunlucky) | 84.51 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 9452. | Colemak (heal_colemak) | 84.51 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
| 9453. | Joshua (iwreckurfamily) | 84.50 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 9454. | Kristian (gamerbeast) | 84.50 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
| 9455. | Rui (ruikaneda) | 84.50 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
| 9456. | omer (sashasin) | 84.50 | 92% | 2017-05-24 |
| 9457. | Albert (albertz) | 84.50 | 96% | 2017-06-23 |
| 9458. | Andrija (murinkos) | 84.49 | 96% | 2024-07-02 |
| 9459. | Stefan (sheffbee) | 84.49 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 9460. | Brukpoket (brukpoket) | 84.49 | 98% | 2019-06-16 |
| 9461. | lol (lolspedicey) | 84.49 | 93.8% | 2023-08-13 |
| 9462. | Rivalnegro (rivalnegro) | 84.49 | 97% | 2018-12-31 |
| 9463. | Keith (keithmclargehuge) | 84.48 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 9464. | TyPoPolice (ermafish) | 84.48 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 9465. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 84.47 | 96.3% | 2025-01-07 |
| 9466. | Mr. Ernest (kevinkevvvy) | 84.47 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |