So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19931. | Scott (slaveofcores) | 68.39 | 92% | 2015-03-27 |
| 19932. | pee (nanana) | 68.39 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 19933. | Howard (bpiggy) | 68.39 | 97% | 2012-04-24 |
| 19934. | Mikayel (mikayel_arm) | 68.38 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 19935. | Jeff (tenacious_20) | 68.38 | 95% | 2022-11-19 |
| 19936. | Ankan (nc3rtainity) | 68.38 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 19937. | Ghost (immaghost) | 68.38 | 93% | 2013-02-09 |
| 19938. | Nagaraj (ngrj93) | 68.38 | 93% | 2016-05-11 |
| 19939. | arthas (arthas_) | 68.38 | 95% | 2018-11-21 |
| 19940. | Dogan (sharkty) | 68.37 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 19941. | AcidSid009 (acidsid) | 68.37 | 95% | 2021-10-12 |
| 19942. | ahmed (machete_77) | 68.37 | 95% | 2023-09-28 |
| 19943. | Ayush (ayush08) | 68.37 | 96% | 2022-09-27 |
| 19944. | Harshal (bitbeast18) | 68.37 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 19945. | Vada (vada) | 68.37 | 95% | 2016-08-18 |
| 19946. | 4Head (anele) | 68.37 | 93% | 2017-01-07 |
| 19947. | Trae (traeb1999) | 68.36 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 19948. | chris (microsoft_zune) | 68.36 | 88% | 2012-11-06 |
| 19949. | rufus (rufus6409) | 68.36 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
| 19950. | Konrad (smoedi) | 68.36 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 19951. | Chin (chinnoname) | 68.35 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| 19952. | channie (channiexuhi) | 68.35 | 95.5% | 2023-07-13 |
| 19953. | Lucy (masterlu789) | 68.35 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 19954. | Luis (redbeam) | 68.35 | 97% | 2012-04-11 |
| 19955. | Madison (mnbutler) | 68.35 | 95% | 2015-06-22 |
| 19956. | H (hajpoj) | 68.35 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 19957. | Juggle (juggle6) | 68.34 | 94% | 2021-05-22 |
| 19958. | badprogrammer (nw20141) | 68.34 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 19959. | Nick (the_ginster) | 68.34 | 90% | 2013-05-20 |
| 19960. | Ifad (ifadardin) | 68.34 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |