I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16195. | Varun (vanurox) | 74.04 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
| 16196. | John (johnrummy) | 74.04 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 16197. | IamFAT (hi121smack) | 74.04 | 99.4% | 2021-02-26 |
| 16198. | ayo (honk_bingus) | 74.04 | 98.2% | 2021-02-13 |
| 16199. | Chris (wsicks) | 74.04 | 89% | 2017-05-18 |
| 16200. | Cait (caitjc) | 74.03 | 95% | 2024-02-05 |
| 16201. | The (pseudotypist) | 74.03 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
| 16202. | Gurishi Gobura (allanlmao1) | 74.02 | 95% | 2022-10-04 |
| 16203. | BooceJooce (boocejooce) | 74.02 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 16204. | Crew (crewmate_sus) | 74.02 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 16205. | Suvin (suvin) | 74.02 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 16206. | Jess (jesstenhoeve) | 74.02 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 16207. | Lluis (lluisteixido) | 74.02 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 16208. | Chiltototl (chiltototl) | 74.01 | 96% | 2023-08-15 |
| 16209. | noideaforname (noideaforname) | 74.01 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 16210. | Korn (korn01) | 74.01 | 99% | 2022-07-11 |
| 16211. | sparrow (sparrowhawkhood) | 74.00 | 94% | 2019-11-16 |
| 16212. | S1lentS0rcerer (s1lents0rce... | 74.00 | 98% | 2026-03-29 |
| 16213. | Banica (rufftuff) | 74.00 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 16214. | The Beard (the_beard) | 74.00 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 16215. | Masab (masab2) | 74.00 | 95% | 2022-12-15 |
| 16216. | Rhishabh (rhish) | 74.00 | 96% | 2019-01-15 |
| 16217. | Roman (rasenin) | 74.00 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 16218. | B O R G I R (inspeedwetrust) | 73.99 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 16219. | Maze (maze36) | 73.99 | 99% | 2023-02-07 |
| 16220. | Arni (arnipet_01) | 73.99 | 94.8% | 2024-07-17 |
| 16221. | Nicki (nickisusanalex) | 73.99 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 16222. | Andrew (cueq) | 73.98 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 16223. | Alif (aliftheruslan) | 73.98 | 99% | 2022-06-17 |
| 16224. | Mohammed (mi_14) | 73.98 | 99% | 2017-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |