As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15001. | Mr T (tycho77) | 73.15 | 98.6% | 2021-02-06 |
| 15002. | Duccxy (duccxy_) | 73.14 | 95% | 2023-12-06 |
| 15003. | tobiah (darktilrisen) | 73.14 | 92% | 2015-09-30 |
| 15004. | LucidFire 🔥 (lucid_fire) | 73.14 | 97.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 15005. | The D Legend (the_d_legend) | 73.14 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 15006. | Coure (coure) | 73.14 | 89% | 2015-11-24 |
| 15007. | fthe (fthe) | 73.13 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 15008. | Abhishek (create_a_account) | 73.13 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 15009. | Erim (erimmos) | 73.13 | 95% | 2022-02-09 |
| 15010. | Armon (airtyper_11) | 73.13 | 95% | 2021-06-27 |
| 15011. | Ferditius (ferdiberuang) | 73.13 | 94% | 2016-10-06 |
| 15012. | Balgow (balgow) | 73.12 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 15013. | deathwiggle (deathwiggle) | 73.12 | 97.6% | 2024-05-01 |
| 15014. | criss (caramelogram) | 73.12 | 98% | 2023-09-10 |
| 15015. | Javin (zakurukito) | 73.12 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 15016. | Neptune (neptune_22) | 73.12 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 15017. | Banica (rufftuff) | 73.11 | 99% | 2023-02-27 |
| 15018. | Rogan (blubbygrubbs) | 73.11 | 93% | 2017-01-10 |
| 15019. | Helloween (tranduclocbkmail1) | 73.11 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| 15020. | Tim (dreamaz) | 73.11 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 15021. | Jayvee (jayvzee) | 73.11 | 86% | 2017-03-12 |
| 15022. | Rusty (saddled) | 73.11 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 15023. | EndlessWhite (rowanl3) | 73.11 | 96% | 2017-05-16 |
| 15024. | Virgil (clinz63) | 73.10 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 15025. | Taevon (morris640) | 73.09 | 95% | 2015-06-04 |
| 15026. | Thanh (d_t_nguyen) | 73.09 | 95% | 2017-03-28 |
| 15027. | Simply (simply_ice_tea) | 73.08 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 15028. | Ryan (ryanjaketown) | 73.08 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 15029. | Hung (hvngpham002) | 73.08 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 15030. | João (jonmars3) | 73.08 | 97% | 2020-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |