And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34998. | JESUS🙏 HELP ME TO STAND ... | 53.16 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 34999. | Prince (princesp) | 53.16 | 95% | 2020-04-05 |
| 35000. | shekhar (shekhar27) | 53.16 | 97% | 2014-09-22 |
| 35001. | Bala (nostradamus12) | 53.16 | 90% | 2017-05-31 |
| 35002. | Freq (freq) | 53.16 | 95% | 2012-09-03 |
| 35003. | Alvee (alvee_meerza) | 53.15 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 35004. | i am Dog (endi_69) | 53.15 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 35005. | Miles (saxman) | 53.15 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 35006. | Sophie (16sxcorso08) | 53.15 | 89% | 2012-05-12 |
| 35007. | Red (tahder) | 53.15 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 35008. | nikelaos (nikelaos) | 53.15 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 35009. | Ahmad (ahmad_bin_usman) | 53.15 | 92% | 2014-05-20 |
| 35010. | Nick (7thpingu) | 53.14 | 97.9% | 2023-07-11 |
| 35011. | John (ytjh1121) | 53.14 | 95% | 2022-05-24 |
| 35012. | Simon (plantsdragon) | 53.14 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 35013. | Maged (magid) | 53.14 | 93% | 2012-06-29 |
| 35014. | Janemba (janemba9) | 53.13 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 35015. | tstats[rueo] (rueo) | 53.13 | 94% | 2021-12-16 |
| 35016. | Me (whiteking) | 53.13 | 96% | 2013-01-08 |
| 35017. | nothn' (nonofyourbusiness) | 53.13 | 94% | 2016-12-23 |
| 35018. | allen (allencobi) | 53.13 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 35019. | yuts (yts1999) | 53.13 | 91% | 2016-04-27 |
| 35020. | eyad (eyadsd) | 53.13 | 92% | 2016-05-06 |
| 35021. | chicken (chicken4soup) | 53.13 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 35022. | Jai (constipater) | 53.12 | 96% | 2022-10-28 |
| 35023. | SRINIVASA VARMA (varma369) | 53.12 | 94% | 2012-02-05 |
| 35024. | Leo (fahimfahadleon) | 53.11 | 95% | 2022-11-03 |
| 35025. | Fenelon (topogigo) | 53.11 | 99% | 2022-05-24 |
| 35026. | Farhad (faruka) | 53.11 | 89% | 2013-09-04 |
| 35027. | Djkh (djkh) | 53.10 | 96.2% | 2023-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |