So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20949. | (jaredmiah) | 66.33 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 20950. | (aryan_dhakad) | 66.33 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 20951. | (starpiratecraft) | 66.33 | 93% | 2015-02-16 |
| 20952. | (ddir_james) | 66.32 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 20953. | (redball) | 66.32 | 95.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 20954. | (samikshaparab) | 66.32 | 94% | 2012-03-13 |
| 20955. | (moto) | 66.32 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 20956. | (giang_vn) | 66.32 | 97% | 2011-06-19 |
| 20957. | (alice_guo) | 66.32 | 93% | 2015-03-04 |
| 20958. | tstats[ksybrx0x] (ksybrx0x) | 66.31 | 96.6% | 2023-10-30 |
| 20959. | Ezra (ezra_smith) | 66.31 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 20960. | (blackfl_12) | 66.31 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 20961. | (lwilli5692) | 66.31 | 83% | 2012-12-11 |
| 20962. | (kleptor) | 66.31 | 90% | 2012-10-30 |
| 20963. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 66.31 | 98% | 2016-10-14 |
| 20964. | (honzuki) | 66.31 | 93% | 2014-12-04 |
| 20965. | Ruel Ryan (ruelryan) | 66.30 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 20966. | (dakn) | 66.30 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 20967. | (karthivi95) | 66.29 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 20968. | (asy_coder) | 66.29 | 96.5% | 2023-06-12 |
| 20969. | ilias (iliasnik21) | 66.29 | 93% | 2021-03-19 |
| 20970. | (psslive) | 66.29 | 94% | 2016-05-19 |
| 20971. | (platzhirsch) | 66.29 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| 20972. | (shezzorock) | 66.29 | 96% | 2015-09-30 |
| 20973. | (fm1d) | 66.28 | 98% | 2023-02-16 |
| 20974. | (jamiranda) | 66.28 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 20975. | (superbrawlpikachufan) | 66.28 | 92% | 2013-04-05 |
| 20976. | (qweu) | 66.27 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 20977. | Kaitlyn (kkyaya13) | 66.27 | 97% | 2023-10-05 |
| 20978. | Manjijoji (llewton) | 66.27 | 97% | 2017-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |