Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30796. | Morty (hey_i_am_morty) | 52.00 | 95% | 2021-08-20 |
| 30797. | Gapz (gapzman) | 52.00 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 30798. | blitter (blitter56) | 52.00 | 94.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 30799. | becky (mrse) | 52.00 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 30800. | Lendvai (godlistentoslayer) | 51.99 | 91% | 2014-05-05 |
| 30801. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 51.99 | 79% | 2017-02-26 |
| 30802. | john (johnearth) | 51.99 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 30803. | nonquit (aqfaridi) | 51.99 | 88% | 2014-09-21 |
| 30804. | Raihan (raihanmallik71) | 51.98 | 96% | 2022-02-26 |
| 30805. | concavepgons (cav33) | 51.98 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 30806. | Miguel (m1guel) | 51.98 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 30807. | Adam (acassidy24) | 51.98 | 93% | 2021-11-15 |
| 30808. | Manish (manish_89) | 51.98 | 93% | 2021-05-27 |
| 30809. | Luke (lukeg1209) | 51.98 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 30810. | Jacob (jacobjaink) | 51.98 | 97% | 2012-07-06 |
| 30811. | Bear (bearhaman@gmail.com) | 51.98 | 87% | 2011-10-15 |
| 30812. | Rudyard (rudyblue) | 51.97 | 97% | 2013-10-07 |
| 30813. | Beau (pbeau) | 51.97 | 93% | 2014-01-22 |
| 30814. | c (coleen82) | 51.97 | — | 2009-11-03 |
| 30815. | Akhil (akhillasrado) | 51.97 | 95% | 2014-02-26 |
| 30816. | 3NKRYPT (3nkrypt) | 51.96 | 95% | 2022-04-09 |
| 30817. | Callum (cal_a_mari) | 51.96 | 93% | 2022-01-11 |
| 30818. | Rowan (cheshiregirl11) | 51.96 | 91% | 2017-01-31 |
| 30819. | WhiteRice (whiterice) | 51.96 | — | 2010-10-02 |
| 30820. | Ethan (queuequeueqq) | 51.95 | 84% | 2016-01-26 |
| 30821. | slyde (amsyarasyiq) | 51.95 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 30822. | kazi (kazitipu) | 51.95 | 95% | 2021-01-05 |
| 30823. | Andres (anoang) | 51.95 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 30824. | â™ Birder (daltonman11) | 51.95 | 94% | 2014-03-05 |
| 30825. | Miras (concreteoverthesea) | 51.94 | 93% | 2018-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |